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Old 12-05-2005   #1
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Default Your "New Rules"

If Bill Maher can do them, I say so can we!

Add your "New Rules' here. .... Here's my first one.


New Rule: Celebrity Poker Showdown has to find some actual celebrities.

For example: Game 31: Players: Jonny Fairplay, Andrew Firestone, Trishelle Cannatella, Charla Philstrom, and, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth.

My gawd, it's the A-List! It's the front of Grommann's Chinese Theater! It's a night at the Oscars! ... Not!!

No, it's five schmos who couldn't get into a swanky LA nightclub even with $100 bribes. In fact the Denny's down the street didn't even want to seat them for the Grand Slam breakfast.

So, Bravo, read the first name of your show, ce-leb-ri-ty. This means famous people, people other people read about, people who make too much money at what they do and we wanna watch it for some reason.

It's not for five almost-homeless people who just graduated from the "Meissner Method" who's claim to fame is they each once sent in a tape to "Amercia's Funniest Videos" .... and were turned down. Ok?
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Default Re: Your "New Rules"

We do not make the rules.

Those much greater and more powerful than us make the rules.

We are just here to obey.

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Old 12-05-2005   #3
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Default Re: Your "New Rules"

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If Bill Maher can do them, I say so can we!

Add your "New Rules' here. .... Here's my first one.


New Rule: Celebrity Poker Showdown has to find some actual celebrities.

For example: Game 31: Players: Jonny Fairplay, Andrew Firestone, Trishelle Cannatella, Charla Philstrom, and, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth.

My gawd, it's the A-List! It's the front of Grommann's Chinese Theater! It's a night at the Oscars! ... Not!!

No, it's five schmos who couldn't get into a swanky LA nightclub even with $100 bribes. In fact the Denny's down the street didn't even want to seat them for the Grand Slam breakfast.

So, Bravo, read the first name of your show, ce-leb-ri-ty. This means famous people, people other people read about, people who make too much money at what they do and we wanna watch it for some reason.

It's not for five almost-homeless people who just graduated from the "Meissner Method" who's claim to fame is they each once sent in a tape to "Amercia's Funniest Videos" .... and were turned down. Ok?

i noticced this as well. here is the exact thought that passes through my mind everytime i skip across that channel and i noticed myself doing it everytime.

"celebrity poker... cool."

.... pause

"who the fuck are these people"
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i noticced this as well. here is the exact thought that passes through my mind everytime i skip across that channel and i noticed myself doing it everytime.

"celebrity poker... cool."

.... pause

"who the fuck are these people"
Exactly the same...

I once found James Woods playing Johnny Chan heads up once , Woods was lucky as fuck but got fucked in the end
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