Another weekend with back-to-back dates

jbrasco951 · 12-02-2005

I've got dates friday and saturday night, (they're not great-looking dates so no need to be jealous). Do you single guys ever get tired of being single. Or does ur job in the biz help u forget about that

SykkBoy · 12-02-2005

I just got out of a really rough marriage, I welcome the single life with open arms....I found a secret though, treat a woman like a queen and she'll shit all over you...treat her like shit and she'll call you the next day...hahaha

CDSmith · 12-02-2005

Tired of being single??

ha ha... you... you're kidding, right? RIGHT?!

I guess if you're the type who goes insane if they're alone for a few hours then yes, it would bother me. But I'm not that type, I'm perfectly fine working from home alone, my tunes playing, a dozen html files and a half dozen message boards open, ICQ's flashing, emails pouring in all day, a full pot of coffee on the brew, talking to this admin or that program owner on the telebone using a headset while I type......

what more could a guy want?

I'll wait for a girl who fits in, who doesn't need to be treated like shit before she will call.

Nickatilynx · 12-02-2005

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

I just got out of a really rough marriage, I welcome the single life with open arms....I found a secret though, treat a woman like a queen and she'll shit all over you...treat her like shit and she'll call you the next day...hahaha

Jesus....

You are 40 and just twigged that?

I knew that at 13.

;-)))

SykkBoy · 12-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Jesus....

You are 40 and just twigged that?

I knew that at 13.

;-)))

36 and yeah, slow learner, hahaha

but quickly making up for lost time...

Trev · 12-02-2005

So the single guys are happy with the back to back dates (been there and done that to death)....

How many married guys here are happy they don't have to do that shit any more?

I know I am.

Newton · 12-02-2005

I am content as I am

Trev · 12-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

I am content as I am

I bet you are.. fighting them women off with a shitty stick must be very pleasing...

Newton · 12-02-2005

Truth is I love my free time mate ..

Wouldnt swap it for anything .. not even an aston

Trev · 12-02-2005

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Originally Posted by Newton

Truth is I love my free time mate ..

Wouldnt swap it for anything .. not even an aston

Understood

Timon · 12-03-2005

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

what more could a guy want?

a blowjob?

Dravyk · 12-03-2005

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Originally Posted by Timon

a blowjob?

And a beer.

Red · 12-03-2005

Damn, I saw the title of this thread and I thought he was going out with co-joined twins.

CDSmith · 12-03-2005

Steak & a blowjob day is coming in March.

I can't wait.

MorganGrayson · 12-04-2005

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Steak & a blowjob day is coming in March.

I can't wait.

OK. I've got to ask. I've looked at my calendar and a lot of days are marked...but..."Steak and Blowjob Day"???

RyanLanane · 12-04-2005

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy

I just got out of a really rough marriage, I welcome the single life with open arms....I found a secret though, treat a woman like a queen and she'll shit all over you...treat her like shit and she'll call you the next day...hahaha

Yes but when married/engaged - Treat a women like shit and no pussy for a month... Since I have treated her like shit for a year, Guess where i have been lately...

Someone PLEASE sing the song "Who Let The Dog Out" very loudly repeatedly so SHE hears it

)

Red · 12-04-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

OK. I've got to ask. I've looked at my calendar and a lot of days are marked...but..."Steak and Blowjob Day"???

Here you go Morgan.

Steak and blowjob day

Every 14th February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Secret: guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

20th March is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day."

Simple, effective and self-explanatory - this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday explains it all - just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try that much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

And here's the link to sign the petition to make it official.
http://www.petitiononline.com/320BJ/petition.html

Start signing guys.

Timon · 12-04-2005

You guys need to be more selective before you say "I do"....

Every day is steak and blowjob day, Feb 14th is a special thank you day for 364 steaks and 364 blowjobs...

MorganGrayson · 12-04-2005

Thanks, Red.

I not only signed, I sent out the email to some friends, who will hopefully get as big a chuckle out of this as I did.

12-02-2005	#1
jbrasco951 Managing Some Moron's Program Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 75	Another weekend with back-to-back dates I've got dates friday and saturday night, (they're not great-looking dates so no need to be jealous). Do you single guys ever get tired of being single. Or does ur job in the biz help u forget about that __________________ Johnny Brasco - ICQ# 208929056 YNOT Radio show reminder ICQ 249-922-876 http://www.ynotradio.com Hi-Band Feed \| Low Band Feed

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SykkBoy Polishing the Chrome on Bishops Motorcycle $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hell: Bowels : Level 9 Posts: 4,153	Re: Another weekend with back-to-back dates I just got out of a really rough marriage, I welcome the single life with open arms....I found a secret though, treat a woman like a queen and she'll shit all over you...treat her like shit and she'll call you the next day...hahaha __________________ ADULT PAYMASTER - All Site Access - Paying $70 October 5th! "Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be bastards." - unknown

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CDSmith World's greatest thread killer Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Winnipeg, Canada Posts: 502	Re: Another weekend with back-to-back dates Tired of being single?? ha ha... you... you're kidding, right? RIGHT?! I guess if you're the type who goes insane if they're alone for a few hours then yes, it would bother me. But I'm not that type, I'm perfectly fine working from home alone, my tunes playing, a dozen html files and a half dozen message boards open, ICQ's flashing, emails pouring in all day, a full pot of coffee on the brew, talking to this admin or that program owner on the telebone using a headset while I type...... what more could a guy want? I'll wait for a girl who fits in, who doesn't need to be treated like shit before she will call. __________________ *To BE a winner you need to JOIN a winner...* The PussyCash NFL Pool is now Live! << sign up now! ICQ me: 31024634 .... let's talk about getting you some PussyCash!

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Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Another weekend with back-to-back dates So the single guys are happy with the back to back dates (been there and done that to death).... How many married guys here are happy they don't have to do that shit any more? I know I am. __________________ Sucks to be you.

12-02-2005	#7
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Another weekend with back-to-back dates I am content as I am __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

12-03-2005	#13
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Another weekend with back-to-back dates Damn, I saw the title of this thread and I thought he was going out with co-joined twins. __________________

12-04-2005	#18
Timon Hospitality Supervisor Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,338	Re: Another weekend with back-to-back dates You guys need to be more selective before you say "I do".... Every day is steak and blowjob day, Feb 14th is a special thank you day for 364 steaks and 364 blowjobs...

12-04-2005	#19
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Another weekend with back-to-back dates Thanks, Red. I not only signed, I sent out the email to some friends, who will hopefully get as big a chuckle out of this as I did.