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Old 10-30-2005   #1
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Default One for the ladies ;)

NSFW Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It's Monday, you're at work, you're bored, you're thinking "how could I possibly spice up this trawl of the 2,000 weekend emails in my inbox?" when it occurs to you that if someone were to invent an SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator then your partner could bring you to an earth-shattering climax simply by texting a few sweet words of lurv, leaving you totally satisfied as a woman and fit to face the most daunting online task.

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Default Re: One for the ladies ;)

One of the more deplorable jobs I've ever had in my life was working for a British texting company...yes, that's right, pretending to be a British babe typing into my phone to British gents having phone sex by typing into their cell phones. I'll bet they'd love a little gadget like this.

British people shouldn't be trusted with cell phones. It makes them...strange.
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Old 10-30-2005   #3
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One of the more deplorable jobs I've ever had in my life was working for a British texting company...yes, that's right, pretending to be a British babe typing into my phone to British gents having phone sex by typing into their cell phones. I'll bet they'd love a little gadget like this.

British people shouldn't be trusted with cell phones. It makes them...strange.
It's not the phones...
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Default Re: One for the ladies ;)

oh, just think of the money I could make selling just the perfect stories to set that thing a-going. Since the vibrations are based on the words and letters chosen, that gives a whole new meaning to keywording.
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Default Re: One for the ladies ;)

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NSFW Our female readers are invited to imagine the folllowing scenario: It's Monday, you're at work, you're bored, you're thinking "how could I possibly spice up this trawl of the 2,000 weekend emails in my inbox?" when it occurs to you that if someone were to invent an SMS-triggered Bluetooth vibrator then your partner could bring you to an earth-shattering climax simply by texting a few sweet words of lurv, leaving you totally satisfied as a woman and fit to face the most daunting online task.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/10...etooth_device/
I have an even better idea.

That's right. Forget SMS-triggered vibrators!



Spam-triggered vibrators! The constant thrill!

I can see it now. "Spam? Oh, I hate spam!" Woman with vibrator: "Huh? Oh, I love it!! Love spam. Yes, more spam. Can't get enough spam! ..... Mmmmm. There's one now."
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