Today's Darwin Award candidate

Red · 09-12-2005

MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. — A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.

MorganGrayson · 09-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. — A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.

Now this...this is that *special* kind of stupid.

It's a damned shame we can't pass a law against stupidity so that people like that get extra time tacked on to their sentence. With a "three strikes" stupid law, too, so that you get mandatory life.

There would be so many more places to park.

XxXotic · 09-12-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Now this...this is that *special* kind of stupid.

pretty much sums it uo right there

Bhelliom · 09-12-2005

I agree... but the only Issue I would have with locking up people for being stupid would be to wonder who would pump my gas and make my fries?

Seems to me that is what that woman is qualified for

Dravyk · 09-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Red

MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. — A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.

This is what happens when an adult webmaster gives up and McDonalds won't have her back.

Red · 09-12-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

This is what happens when an adult webmaster gives up and McDonalds won't have her back.

ThrobX · 09-12-2005

Did anyone happen to notice the store she was robbing? That just compounds the Darwinian-ness of the whole story.

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Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Today's Darwin Award candidate MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. — A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested. __________________

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Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Today's Darwin Award candidate I agree... but the only Issue I would have with locking up people for being stupid would be to wonder who would pump my gas and make my fries? Seems to me that is what that woman is qualified for __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

09-12-2005	#7
ThrobX Members Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 431	Re: Today's Darwin Award candidate Did anyone happen to notice the store she was robbing? That just compounds the Darwinian-ness of the whole story.