Good morning, Tuesday!

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

I know there's a desk top under here somewhere.... What I do not know at this moment is whether or not I care. I might shovel it off and get down to work...and I might not.

Evil Chris · 07-26-2005

good morning Morgan...

Let's forget the desktops today and get 18 holes in.

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Evil Chris

good morning Morgan...

Let's forget the desktops today and get 18 holes in.

I'm with you!
I don't play golf but I pack an incredible picnic basket and I'm good company.

I want to ride in the little cart with the fringe on the roof, too!

Trev · 07-26-2005

Good morning to you both

I game for a round of golf, but ask Ant and Nick how bad my game is and you may not want to bring me along

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Trev

Good morning to you both

I game for a round of golf, but ask Ant and Nick how bad my game is and you may not want to bring me along

Well, I don't play at all.
I gather the game is more fun if you have cheeful people along, though.

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

what am I? chopped liver all of a sudden? and here I thought I was loved... what with the offers of 3somes and things (one of which who's stories got me through most of high school) I got dibbs on sharing the cart with Morgan

Red · 07-26-2005

The only golf I play is miniature (no short jokes needed), but I do like the tiny little pencils so I'll keep score.

Evil Chris · 07-26-2005

Topless caddies work for me!

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Bhelliom

what am I? chopped liver all of a sudden? and here I thought I was loved... what with the offers of 3somes and things (one of which who's stories got me through most of high school) I got dibbs on sharing the cart with Morgan

My heart sings!! You are, however, most seriously grounded for going to porn sites while you were underage! Now that you are legal you will also receive a spanking!

OK...let's see...threesome in the cart...Red gets to be the topless caddy (*trust* me on this one, guys!

) *and* keep score with the tiny pencils...Chris plays golf then has the aches and pains massaged out of his body...we all have a picnic lunch near a lovely pond on the green grass....

I'm not going to get a thing done today thinking about all of this!

Ah...wait...I feel a story coming on!!!!!

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

For the record... I never went to porn sites underage (no credit card)
I stole all my stories from IRC

And I realise you don't play golf Morgan so I should mention (and this is a male secret here) that there are some serious fantasies about the golf cart beer girls ( or as I like to call them... Cart Tarts) if you're writing something to that effect.... Plus the tarts have ice in their carts

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Bhelliom

For the record... I never went to porn sites underage (no credit card)
I stole all my stories from IRC

And I realise you don't play golf Morgan so I should mention (and this is a male secret here) that there are some serious fantasies about the golf cart beer girls ( or as I like to call them... Cart Tarts) if you're writing something to that effect.... Plus the tarts have ice in their carts

My erotica sites were free sites. I also had a link site. One of my more humiliating moments in life was a phone call from one of my daughters. She was talking porn with her friends...one of whom suddenly erupted "your MOTHER is MORGAN GRAYSON! I *love* her! I have her site bookmarked!!" Daughter thought it was funny as hell. I wanted to absolutely die. Note: all participants in sending me into therapy were in the early 20's and therefore quite legally allowed to cruise porn sites. But geeze...not *mine*!!

Serious writer mode:
Please send me your thoughts vis~a~vis golf fantasies to morgangrayson AT cox DOT net. I *love* having sufficient research in order to branch out in stories. I think a packet of golf related stories would be really great. I'll wager you're not the only male that's had a thought or two on the golf course that was not related to golf! You, of course, will receive a free packet of stories when they're written, my darling.

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

Free sites are one of my most favourite things in the world... The hun got me through many night of my "I'm tall, Lanky, and Geeky so I can't talk to women" phase of high school... that is until I joined the army. Uniforms are great

Red · 07-26-2005

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OK...let's see...threesome in the cart...Red gets to be the topless caddy (*trust* me on this one, guys!

)

That'll be fine as long as the cart doesn't go over too many bumps. Otherwise, I'll be hitting myself in the chin. (That's the reason I don't jog.)

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Bhelliom

Free sites are one of my most favourite things in the world... The hun got me through many night of my "I'm tall, Lanky, and Geeky so I can't talk to women" phase of high school... that is until I joined the army. Uniforms are great

You would have loved my high school. The tall, lanky geeks got all the girls.

My father was career Army. I miss him.

Red, you'd get arrested for causing traffic accidents if you jogged!

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

You would have loved my high school. The tall, lanky geeks got all the girls.

Nice of you to day... but we both know you're lying :P geeks don't get girls... football players do.

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Bhelliom

Nice of you to day... but we both know you're lying :P geeks don't get girls... football players do.

Uh..not these girls. I ran with the band, the drama club, the newspaper staff, the chess club...all the smart and creative kids. The only way to get tossed out of our clicque was to have anything to do with a football player. Oh, periodically the football assholes would pick on some little clarinet player in the band...and the entire brass and percussion sections would pile out of the band room and kick their asses. Ah...you should have heard the football coach scream when that happened! "You got your asses kicked by a bunch of...MUSICIANS?!?!?!?"

Trev · 07-26-2005

We should rename this place to the Oprano pick up lounge

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

That's great Morgan... I just hung outside with the goths (wasn't one just liked them)

and trev... what do you think i'm trying to do? you're killing my groove man :P

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Bhelliom

That's great Morgan... I just hung outside with the goths (wasn't one just liked them)

and trev... what do you think i'm trying to do? you're killing my groove man :P

Hello, Trev, my tasty little crumpet!

Not to worry, Bhelliom! Your groove goes on!

(My middle daughter was a Goth. Full on, white faced black eyeliner, black clothing, batwing necklace Goth. Or, as one of her Goth friends described her "a monochrome hippie!

)

Bhelliom · 07-26-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Hello, Trev, my tasty little crumpet!

Not to worry, Bhelliom! Your groove goes on!

(My middle daughter was a Goth. Full on, white faced black eyeliner, black clothing, batwing necklace Goth. Or, as one of her Goth friends described her "a monochrome hippie!

)

That's great I wasn't that into it... I dressed normally.. but on an emotional level they were some of the most intelligent and friendly people i knew... as opposed to the posers and jocks that just had a false facade when they were in school.

anyways i'm leaving for the day.

have a good night my dear Morgan. and everyone else

MorganGrayson · 07-26-2005

Be well, darling, and see you tomorrow!

07-26-2005	#1
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Good morning, Tuesday! I know there's a desk top under here somewhere.... What I do not know at this moment is whether or not I care. I might shovel it off and get down to work...and I might not.

07-26-2005	#2
Evil Chris Looking Job #6 for the Year Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,786	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! good morning Morgan... Let's forget the desktops today and get 18 holes in. __________________ *I will talk shit about you if I think you wont find out.*

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Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! Good morning to you both I game for a round of golf, but ask Ant and Nick how bad my game is and you may not want to bring me along __________________ Sucks to be you.

07-26-2005	#6
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! what am I? chopped liver all of a sudden? and here I thought I was loved... what with the offers of 3somes and things (one of which who's stories got me through most of high school) I got dibbs on sharing the cart with Morgan __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh? Last edited by Bhelliom; 07-26-2005 at 11:56 AM.

07-26-2005	#7
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! The only golf I play is miniature (no short jokes needed), but I do like the tiny little pencils so I'll keep score. __________________

07-26-2005	#8
Evil Chris Looking Job #6 for the Year Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,786	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! Topless caddies work for me! __________________ *I will talk shit about you if I think you wont find out.*

07-26-2005	#10
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! For the record... I never went to porn sites underage (no credit card) I stole all my stories from IRC And I realise you don't play golf Morgan so I should mention (and this is a male secret here) that there are some serious fantasies about the golf cart beer girls ( or as I like to call them... Cart Tarts) if you're writing something to that effect.... Plus the tarts have ice in their carts __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

07-26-2005	#12
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! Free sites are one of my most favourite things in the world... The hun got me through many night of my "I'm tall, Lanky, and Geeky so I can't talk to women" phase of high school... that is until I joined the army. Uniforms are great __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

07-26-2005	#17
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! We should rename this place to the Oprano pick up lounge __________________ Sucks to be you.

07-26-2005	#18
Bhelliom Will fuck for beer Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,143	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! That's great Morgan... I just hung outside with the goths (wasn't one just liked them) and trev... what do you think i'm trying to do? you're killing my groove man :P __________________ I am a Sado-Machiavellian. As long as I cum in the end... It doesn't matter what I did to get there. :yowsa: I just made that term up.... pretty good eh?

07-26-2005	#21
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Good morning, Tuesday! Be well, darling, and see you tomorrow!