Perl/MySQL Programmer Needed Immediately

Dravyk · 11-07-2003

I usually have my own team of programmers, but right now I have the bunch of them completely tied up for the forseeable future, therefore ...

Am in need of a knowledgable Perl programmer with MySQL experience immediately for short term gig. So any one attached to a company who has some free time -- and is permitted to freelance -- this could be up your alley. On the other hand, if you're not already contracted to someone, this will more than likely lead to additional future work.

Project involves adding features to an existing, large script suite. So some items will be new and standalone, some must integrate with existing code, other parts of existing code must be modified. Extensive dB tracking. Also, knowledge of video file formats desired.

I'm calling this a five-six week project, but it's very possible (depending on your speed, abilities, time you can devote to this, etc.) that it could be done in shorter time. Either way, project completion is in mid-December and must begin next week.

Provide references, a short background and show me a few scripts you've created on your own (and can demonstrate they are indeed yours.) Best applicants will be given details of the project, at which time you'll respond with your quote. Upon agreement to begin, you will submit a timeline at the projects start and keep to it.

Contact me at dravyk at dirtygloves dot com with your info. I'd suggest putting something about "programming" in the subject header so it doesn't inadvertantly end up in the spam dumpster.

If you don't program yourself but know of someone who does, please let them know about this, if you would. Thanks.

clemsontiger · 11-07-2003

I'll ask a couple of my friends. You know how this generation is with programming and such.

baddog · 11-07-2003

I will send our guy to you . . .very reasonably priced and can fix all the screw ups of you know who (I think)

baddog · 11-07-2003

okay, just talked to him, and I guess he is better at fixing PERL than building from scratch as he does most of his building in PHP . . . . so, not sure if he will contact after all

Vick · 11-07-2003

sarettah - forgive me for forgetting but what languages do you program in and what is your programming background?

Sausage · 11-07-2003

Used to work with a young guy who was a magician with code ... not sure if he is working with another program now, but I'll let him know. We never threw anything at him that he had trouble doing in a timely manner.

clemsontiger · 11-07-2003

I've got a friend that is going to e-mail you. He is good at starting from scratch and fixing up.

HTTP-404 · 11-07-2003

Hello,

i've got experience with both php and perl

here is list of my previous works http://dharik.com/job/

if you are intrested please icq 4048969 or email at dan@dharik.com

thank you

sarettah · 11-07-2003

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Originally posted by Vick@Nov 7 2003, 01:51 AM
sarettah - forgive me for forgetting but what languages do you program in and what is your programming background?

Thanx for thinking of me Vick

But I am very weak at PERL...I have done a small amount of programming in it and would not even try to pass myself off as someone who could do this without a pretty good leadin to get ramped up....

Dravyk and I have already talked

sarettah · 11-07-2003

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Originally posted by Vick@Nov 7 2003, 01:51 AM
sarettah - forgive me for forgetting but what languages do you program in and what is your programming background?

Damn... I almost missed that this was my chance for blatant self promotion....

(in my best Don Pardo voice)

Well thank you for asking Vick...........

My primary focus has been full database systems within a windows environment.

My usual tools are Visual FoxPro against Oracle or SQL Server databases although for the past 2 years I have been doing a hell of a lot of VB and ASP development.

I have done a fair amount of PHP/MYSql development also. But I consider myself still in the advanced learning stages on it.

I specialize in fully automated "blackbox" database marketing solutions, meaning if the system takes more than one button push to accomplish it's tasks I feel that there is still development needed.

Currently I am a Systems designer/analyst/Manager for a direct marketing company here in Kansas City. I supervise a team of from 5 to 10 programmers (depending on the project). Most projects I have developed are quoted as beyond a 500 hour range and I generally bring them in well before the due date and well under quote.

So for the current time being, if you are looking for a simple php script, I am not your source. However, if you are looking for a full backend processing solution, I'm the kind of guy you need.

Thank you for the opportunity to brag for a second....

we now return you to our regularly scheduled thread........

Dravyk · 11-07-2003

Thanks clemsontiger. BD, Sausage, Vick.

HTTP, will look/contact you in a bit. Looking through the email responses first.

Sarettah will hit you up in a bit too on what you mentioned last night.

Appreciate the help, all.

Dravyk · 11-07-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Nov 7 2003, 10:25 AM
Damn... I almost missed that this was my chance for blatant self promotion....

(in my best Don Pardo voice)

Well thank you for asking Vick...........

Sarettah, also enjoys badmitten, cool walks by the shore in moon light holding hands and puppy-dog cold noseys. He looks good in a bathingsuit (he says) and is an avid collector of Hummels. In his free time, snuggly up by the fire with a good book, and he is a strong proponent for world peace.

PornoDoggy · 11-07-2003

I can't program a friggin VCR ....

but gawdamitey, I'm really good at breakin' stuff.

Nickatilynx · 11-07-2003

Give me a copy of contentgod and I'll play with it :-)))

sarettah · 11-07-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 7 2003, 12:05 PM
Give me a copy of contentgod and I'll play with it :-)))

lolol....

always trying to finish off that list of goals eh Nick ?

Drav........... Talked to him, no go... I sent an email to someone else I know, told him "time is of the essence", but please don't hold your breath......

Thanx

sarettah · 11-07-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Nov 7 2003, 11:59 AM
Sarettah, also enjoys badmitten, cool walks by the shore in moon light holding hands and puppy-dog cold noseys. He looks good in a bathingsuit (he says) and is an avid collector of Hummels. In his free time, snuggly up by the fire with a good book, and he is a strong proponent for world peace.

And don't forget Baby Ducks !!!!!!

I will not rest until all peace, freedom and prosperity is guaranteed for all the baby ducks of the world........

Ta ta, gotta run, time for my daily colonic.............

Vick · 11-07-2003

Baby Ducks in Orange Sauce? (where's the damn food icon)

Nickatilynx · 11-07-2003

Quote:

always trying to finish off that list of goals eh Nick ?

Good memory! :-)))

Dravyk · 11-07-2003

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Nov 7 2003, 12:17 PM
Baby Ducks in Orange Sauce? (where's the damn food icon)

Vick gets eviler all the time.

Quote:

but gawdamitey, I'm really good at breakin' stuff.

Which is why one of you many hats is Quality Control.

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	I usually have my own team of programmers, but right now I have the bunch of them completely tied up for the forseeable future, therefore ... Am in need of a knowledgable Perl programmer with MySQL experience immediately for short term gig. So any one attached to a company who has some free time -- and is permitted to freelance -- this could be up your alley. On the other hand, if you're not already contracted to someone, this will more than likely lead to additional future work. Project involves adding features to an existing, large script suite. So some items will be new and standalone, some must integrate with existing code, other parts of existing code must be modified. Extensive dB tracking. Also, knowledge of video file formats desired. I'm calling this a five-six week project, but it's very possible (depending on your speed, abilities, time you can devote to this, etc.) that it could be done in shorter time. Either way, project completion is in mid-December and must begin next week. Provide references, a short background and show me a few scripts you've created on your own (and can demonstrate they are indeed yours.) Best applicants will be given details of the project, at which time you'll respond with your quote. Upon agreement to begin, you will submit a timeline at the projects start and keep to it. Contact me at dravyk at dirtygloves dot com with your info. I'd suggest putting something about "programming" in the subject header so it doesn't inadvertantly end up in the spam dumpster. If you don't program yourself but know of someone who does, please let them know about this, if you would. Thanks. __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Thanks clemsontiger. BD, Sausage, Vick. HTTP, will look/contact you in a bit. Looking through the email responses first. Sarettah will hit you up in a bit too on what you mentioned last night. Appreciate the help, all. __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

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baddog Members Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 213	I will send our guy to you . . .very reasonably priced and can fix all the screw ups of you know who (I think)

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