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Old 05-06-2003   #1
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Star Spangled Ice Cream Co. Celebrates Iraqi Road to Freedom!

Grateful Americans Welcome Home the Troops with Star Spangled Ice Cream

Signature Flavor 'I Hate the French Vanilla!' Is a Huge Hit

WASHINGTON, May 6 /PRNewswire/ -- Hundreds of Americans are welcoming home the troops with Star Spangled Ice Cream, saying "Thank you!" from a grateful nation.

In the six weeks since Star Spangled Ice Cream first went on the market, Americans who love Ben & Jerry's ice cream, but hate Ben & Jerry's politics, have said a resounding "Yes!" to the conservative alternative.

The Star Spangled Ice Cream Company, founded by three veteran members of the vast rightwing conspiracy, offers consumers super premium ice cream in four politically incorrect flavors: I Hate the French Vanilla, Iraqi Road, Smaller Govern-mint, Nutty Environmentalist. Star Spangled Ice Cream can be ordered on the Internet and shipped frozen directly to consumers by overnight delivery.

www.StarSpangledIceCream.com

Ten percent of every purchase of Star Spangled Ice Cream goes to charities that support the heroic men and women in America's Armed Forces. Star Spangled Ice Cream is a great way to say "Thanks" to America's brave men and women returning from Iraq.

"Star Spangled can ship anywhere in the continental U.S. in two days," said Vice President Richard Lessner. "We're encouraging Americans to send a military family Star Spangled Ice Cream to welcome the troops home from the Iraqi Road to freedom."

What the Press Is Saying About Star Spangled Ice Cream

"I have Star Spangled Ice Cream in the freezer at home."

--Mancow, nationally syndicated radio host and Fox News regular

"Even butterfat is partisan now. Three self-described 'members of the right-wing conspiracy' loved Ben & Jerry's but hated ... 'wacko left wing causes.'"

--The New York Times

"The conservative alternative to left-wing Ben & Jerry's."

--The Washington Times

"For those who don't want their money funneled to left-wing causes."

--The Philadelphia Daily News

"You might try a bowl of I Hate the French Vanilla ice cream."

--The Weekly Standard

"I love it!"

--Laura Ingraham

Nationally syndicated talk show host

"Conservative ice cream lovers have gone unserved for too long ... The result is a buttery ice cream that comes in four conservative flavors."

--Financial Times (London)

"Infuriated by the hippie politics of Ben & Jerry's, a group of Republicans in the US have set up Star Spangled Ice Cream for those who want some patriotism with their pudding."

--The Independent (London)

"A trio of politicos has closed the conservative-liberal ice cream gap with the debut of Star Spangled Ice Cream."

--The Washington Times SOURCE Star Spangled Ice Cream Company
http://www.boston.com/dailynews/126/wash/_..._Co_Ce%3A.shtml
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I dunno. Marketing contemporary niche themes as permanent brands?

"I Hate the French Vanilla"? How long will Americans hate the Fren ... errrrr .. nevermind. ;-)

A consumable marketed as a novelty item.

And ... Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is the best ice cream around. Wavy Gravy. Chunky Monkey. Phish Food.



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h34r: Leaving out Cherry Garcia is noted. Retribution will be swift when the revolution comes. h34r:
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Yeah this is nothing more then a gimmick - I am sure they are repackaging someone elses ice cream....
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Colin,

Ben and Jerry's is the best around. I love all those diff. flavors
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Ben and Jerry's sold out to a major megamanufacturer a couple of years ago, didn't they?
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Yeah this is nothing more then a gimmick - I am sure they are repackaging someone elses ice cream....
yup
goddamnit, I wish I'd thought of it first
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Ben and Jerry's sold out to a major megamanufacturer a couple of years ago, didn't they?
Yup. Ice Cream still tastes the same. I checked ;-)
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Sykk I am sure you could do it....

Gothic Ice Cream...
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Sykk I am sure you could do it....

Gothic Ice Cream...
hmmm, actually.......

but I don't do much goth these days......
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Most Goth's don't have $
It's the disaffected/disenfranchised thing


Plus then the ice cream would have to be gothier than thou

I still wish I would have thought up Star Spangled Ice Cream Co
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Ben and Jerry's is a liberal ice scream
i believe they still donate 10% of their profits to liberal charities
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yeah but there are pleanty of wannabe goth kids that will use mommy and daddy's money to buy anything marked goth.
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Good news!!! I just discovered that behind all the hoopla the 10% of profits they are donating go to armed forces charities. I'm not exactly sure what kind of moron would consider that a "right-wing" cause, but that's beside the point.

The important thing I can have a scoop of Cherry Garcia and a scoop of Smaller Govern-mint without any nasty pangs of conscience. When you get right down to it, politicizing a basic food group - Ice Cream is a food group, right? - is pretty tacky.
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