Americans - Doing Our Part

Ambergirl · 02-13-2003

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort.

All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other naked women and to show support for their fellow sisters.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!

sharky · 02-13-2003

Now You're talking!

PornoDoggy · 02-13-2003

My female neighbors running around naked could be considered a terrorist act in and of itself - trust me. Would it be okay for me to take my lawn chair into the next big town and help monitor the proceedings at the local university?

Winetalk.com · 02-13-2003

shux! I don't know what to do...I don't have a lawn chair
;-))

Ambergirl · 02-13-2003

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Feb 13 2003, 10:20 AM
My female neighbors running around naked could be considered a terrorist act in and of itself - trust me. Would it be okay for me to take my lawn chair into the next big town and help monitor the proceedings at the local university?

LOL - Sure PornoDoggy, that's still showing your support!

Serge, you can just roll your office chair outside for the festivities.
:P

gigi · 02-13-2003

ROTFLMAO! That's a great plan Amber! :P

I think we need something similar done here in Canada too....only problem is the white skin of Canadians might blind the entire country.

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Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Feb 13 2003, 10:21 AM
shux! I don't know what to do...I don't have a lawn chair
;-))

After seeing your "pic" the other day, I think you already have what you need to take a rest pretty much anywhere you want.

Over here we'd (quite aptly) term that kind of thing a shooting stick. :-)

Sherie · 02-13-2003

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Originally posted by gigi@Feb 13 2003, 10:44 AM
ROTFLMAO! That's a great plan Amber! :P

I think we need something similar done here in Canada too....only problem is the white skin of Canadians might blind the entire country.

I think that we should just go and join our fellow sister Amber in her fight against terrorism!!

And btw gigi, I am not blinding white!! LOL

Peaches · 02-13-2003

I do it every night! Tis the beauty of not having visable neighbors

Ambergirl · 02-14-2003

LOL Peaches!

Sherie, snow white or otherwise....I'm glad you're down with the program.

Last edited by Ambergirl at Feb 14 2003, 06:14 AM

Evil Chris · 02-14-2003

Amber will you be participating as well?

Where do you live? I need to get my airline tickets.

Sherie · 02-14-2003

You know I am always down with the program!!

sarah_webinc · 02-14-2003

lol, funniest post I have read all day. I will show I am still an American by doing it down the streets of London.

TheEnforcer · 02-14-2003

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Originally posted by Ambergirl@Feb 13 2003, 12:34 PM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort.

All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other naked women and to show support for their fellow sisters.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!

Can we make sure the guy in front of all the female webmasters on this board's houses have digital camers so that pics can be shown here on Oprano as prrof of your participation??

Ambergirl · 02-15-2003

"Ladies...all the ladies...louder now, help me out, common...all the ladies...!"

15 minutes and counting before we run butt-naked through the streets.

Gentlemen, fill your coolers and man your posts - the fun's about to begin!

I know it may seem obscene to some...but I've already taken my shoes off in preparation.

Peaches · 02-15-2003

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Originally posted by Ambergirl@Feb 15 2003, 02:31 PM
I know it may seem obscene to some...but I've already taken my shoes off in preparation.

Now I know you're lying - you may go running around nude, but you'd NEVER go without SHOES!!

Ambergirl · 02-15-2003

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Originally posted by Ambergirl@Feb 13 2003, 09:34 AM
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife.

So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort.

All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other naked women and to show support for their fellow sisters.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!

Yeah Amber, God Bless America ! I will be out in front of your House with a six pack for sure !

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Ambergirl Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 96	As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this national anti-terrorist effort. All men are requested to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and they think it's okay to see other naked women and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation. God bless America!

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Ambergirl Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 96	LOL Peaches! Sherie, snow white or otherwise....I'm glad you're down with the program. Last edited by Ambergirl at Feb 14 2003, 06:14 AM

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Ambergirl Members Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 96	"Ladies...all the ladies...louder now, help me out, common...all the ladies...!" 15 minutes and counting before we run butt-naked through the streets. Gentlemen, fill your coolers and man your posts - the fun's about to begin! I know it may seem obscene to some...but I've already taken my shoes off in preparation.