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Old 06-21-2009   #1
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Hello, I have discovered/invented a penis enlargement "technique" and "device" combination that I have not seen or heard of on the internet or anywhere else despite a lot of research. I have been experimenting for about three years and have gained a full 1.5 inches when flaccid and erect. While in use on me, after the three years of experimenting, I measure 7 7/8 inches and it can be worn for hours. The advantage of this Technique-device combination is it can be used very effectively during sex with all the advantages of the extra length or worn under clothing with all the advantages of the extra length showing. In effect, this device-technique renders Viagra and Cialis unnecessary. This is not a drug or rubber add-on. Penis length while in use is measured dorsally from the pubic bone to the tip of the penis. I want to share what I have learned but I also want to make some money. I can take pictures and videos that would not give much away except proof that it works. The device portion can be built for $10.00 or less. However, I want to charge a fee to teach how to use the device. How can I do this on the internet without giving it away or having it stolen? Thanks, Crotalus
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Old 06-22-2009   #2
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I need a bigger penis. Send one to me, I'll check it out, and then tell you the secrets of successful Internet marketing!
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I scratched my head a fe days trying to think of a suggestion.
ONly thing I could come up with was an ebook with the video embededded in it with a unique password for each book. Thats as good as I could come up with.
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You're not going to believe this, but there is a guy who invented a penis enlargment procedure in China. His name? Dr. Long. But it gets better, you can get it done in Toronto by a guy whose name is, I kid you not, google it.....Dr. Stubbs.
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I don't know about a bigger penis, but damn, could you use a bigger font?
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Thanks Gonzo, could you please elaborate on the e-book with video idea? Also, where could I post a picture to prove this new penis enlargement technique is not a hoax or just another hollow claim? Sorry about the font size, I cut and paisted it from Word. Crotalus
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You're not going to believe this, but there is a guy who invented a penis enlargment procedure in China. His name? Dr. Long. But it gets better, you can get it done in Toronto by a guy whose name is, I kid you not, google it.....Dr. Stubbs.
Back playing highschool soccer I had an exchange student teammate named Hung Lo.

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Back playing highschool soccer I had an exchange student teammate named Hung Lo.

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I met a Who Hung Lo once.
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Thanks Gonzo, could you please elaborate on the e-book with video idea? Also, where could I post a picture to prove this new penis enlargement technique is not a hoax or just another hollow claim? Sorry about the font size, I cut and paisted it from Word. Crotalus
No need for the pics to prve anything here. We're not the target audience.....

Gonzo's suggestion would work but man does it sound like a hassle....
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No need for the pics to prve anything here. We're not the target audience.....

Gonzo's suggestion would work but man does it sound like a hassle....
Outside of a DRM systm it is a self containted solution. I used it very succesful once upon a time marketing to users on AOL etc with a free magazine download.

They had to email me for the password.

Was a powerful mailing list builder.
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Outside of a DRM systm it is a self containted solution. I used it very succesful once upon a time marketing to users on AOL etc with a free magazine download.

They had to email me for the password.

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you can't embed video on an i book. you can barely see pictures. I have one and love it. It is clean, ad free, and kinda everything I love about the net without the crap. I read it all the time.
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