RETIREMENT is DIFFERENT for EVERYONE

Nymph · 08-10-2008

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On
the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six
old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the
best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a
yard sale.'

EmporerEJ · 08-11-2008

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nymph

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On
the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six
old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the
best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?'

'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a
yard sale.'

Now THAT is funny!

PervertInPueblaMexico · 08-22-2008

Lol!

ali25extreme · 08-23-2008

Good joke...I must agree.

08-10-2008	#1
Nymph Industry Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Redneck Riviera Posts: 739	RETIREMENT is DIFFERENT for EVERYONE One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?' 'Yes,' she said. 'They 're retired prostitutes, & they're having a yard sale.' __________________ Adult Traffic Sources & Affiliate Programs Southern Nymph

08-22-2008	#3
PervertInPueblaMexico BeerMaster - PAR-TAY YALL!!! Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Puebla Mexico Posts: 15	Re: RETIREMENT is DIFFERENT for EVERYONE Lol!

08-23-2008	#4
ali25extreme Taking care of business in the shower Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Tampa Posts: 444	Re: RETIREMENT is DIFFERENT for EVERYONE Good joke...I must agree. __________________ Need design work done? CLICK the SIG! 118156620-icq Forest AT silverclouddesign.com