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Old 06-16-2008   #1
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Top off with your favorite energy drink on ice or strained.
In my case I bought the orange Monster Energy drink...Khaos. [no relation to Jeff Alton]

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The sad thing is the French never have made good Vodka. I don't think the Russians ever made good Champagne. So what to do?
Drink Stolichnaya and Gosset would be my suggestion.
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The sad thing is the French never have made good Vodka. I don't think the Russians ever made good Champagne. So what to do?
Drink Stolichnaya and Gosset would be my suggestion.
Im a simple man. But I used to drink Stoli years ago.
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sky, belvedere..i spelled it incorrectly I enjoy these vodkas! Have you ever tried a DR. PEPPER? beer with a shot of amaretto dropped into it? it is pretty good! blowjobs are great too!
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I liked the Dr. Pepper but gagged on the blowjob.
Stolichnaya (which means capital) is made in Moscow and it is the bog standard Vodka of the average to well off Russian. Its cheap and really good. Do a blindfold sometime and I bet you never go back to the high priced French plonk.
Try Zubrovka (sp) Polish Buffalo grass vodka sometime.
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I liked the Dr. Pepper but gagged on the blowjob.
Stolichnaya (which means capital) is made in Moscow and it is the bog standard Vodka of the average to well off Russian. Its cheap and really good. Do a blindfold sometime and I bet you never go back to the high priced French plonk.
Try Zubrovka (sp) Polish Buffalo grass vodka sometime.
I have tried Zubrovka..but I have a hard time finding it..a friend of mine from russia loves it and and turned me on to it! Stoli is not really for me..gives me a headache...
As far as gagging goes on the blowjob...open your throat babe..
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As far as gagging goes on the blowjob...open your throat babe..
Gonzo was trying to explain that to me, but suggested that I ask a real expert like Rcourt.
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HAhaha...i was told that I give blowjobs like a porn star...watch and learn
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i can make a short clip if you would like gonzo..just need to find someone willing.. any takers?
Short wont work for me. But If you have a weekend to kill....Ill send you a ticket to Charlotte.
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I bet you would!!! i haven't a weekend to kill..just yet babe!
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Stoli isn't bad, but as with all but the really high end russian brands it usually has a few more impurities. That can lead to some nasty after effects the morning after.

To me the perfect vodka is one I cant taste, but can feel, much like pure grain alcohol. And one that has no impurities. Grey Goose is always my first choice, it's smooth enough that you can serve me a screw driver that is so strong you can see thru it, and it's still very drinkable. And I've never ever had a hang over the next morning or a case of the green apple splatters.

I dont want to think about how much both GonZo and I downed last year at the natnet party at the end of cybernet. But we were none the worse for wear the next morning, other than a lack of sleep. The OJ did more damage than the Goose.

Absolut is tolerable if having to drink low end. I wont touch Smirnoff, Mr. Boston, etc.

Here's a tip for you cheap fucks though.... Costco's house brand, Kirkland, is actually OEM grey goose. Price is about half of what goose costs.
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I bet you would!!! i haven't a weekend to kill..just yet babe!
I can help. Fly to Atlanta, you wont even have to leave the airport. 5 minutes in a quiet corner in the crown room should do the trick, and then grab next plane back.
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Its so easy to make. Dedicated to Darci Wood.
Double GREY GOOSE...not just vodka.
Top off with your favorite energy drink on ice or strained.
In my case I bought the orange Monster Energy drink...Khaos. [no relation to Jeff Alton]

Try it youll like it!

I love the STAR FUCKER...Infact I was double fisting 2 starfuckers thanks to Darci, Hellpuppy, and Gonzo!!!! We need to get a star fucker again very soon!
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I love the STAR FUCKER...Infact I was double fisting 2 starfuckers thanks to Darci, Hellpuppy, and Gonzo!!!! We need to get a star fucker again very soon!
We had them at lunch today.
I was with Big Bill...Victoria Givens husband and we were scouting some local tallent. They said we looked sleepy and thirsty.
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I am from ATL and visit there quit often..5 mins? is that all you got? Please...
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sorry i dont kiss and show!
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I know neither of us have a problem with that as long as its in a taxi van in Miami
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I know neither of us have a problem with that as long as its in a taxi van in Miami
god now that was a great birthday!

Bjs by the pool bj's in the taxi...

that chick just loved to suck dick

I think someone still has pics of the pool bj LOL

Hinekin anyone?

and where is joe francis? LOKLOLOL
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i can make a short clip if you would like gonzo..just need to find someone willing.. any takers?
pfft, I'm still waiting for the shoe on head story you promised us.
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well blow and show..what ever..private and personal showing only..
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finding a guy tha is willing and a guy that can actually perform on cam are 2 different things

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i sent private stories out..i must have forgotten you! The shoe thing..your serious? okay i will send you one later! kisses and sorry for leaving you out babe! thought it was a joke. ha
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i sent private stories out..i must have forgotten you! The shoe thing..your serious? okay i will send you one later! kisses and sorry for leaving you out babe! thought it was a joke. ha
LOOK GUYS I GOT KISSES!

Object on head (specifically shoe on head) action is very popular right now, it's a brand new fetish.

http://shoe-on-head.com/ <-- Shoe on head porn mmmm
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LOOK GUYS I GOT KISSES!

Object on head (specifically shoe on head) action is very popular right now, it's a brand new fetish.

http://shoe-on-head.com/ <-- Shoe on head porn mmmm
well i sent you a story...enjoy..
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Once again, you've proven your awesomeness.

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