Thank you Oprah

[EmporerEJ]

On today's Oprah (Don't ask why,) Oprah just gave us all a nice big wet kiss.
In her survey, 72% of people, especially women, said adult porn, and the "porn industry" has helped generate a woman's revolution.
$1 out of every 4 is spent by women. (Not sure where she got that info.)

Candida Royalle, get busy girl. You have a market!

[az_sarah_maxcash]

you watch Oprah?

[Jace]

Originally Posted by az_sarah_maxcash

you watch Oprah?

who doesn't?

I sure as hell do, it is actually a great program when she isn't hyping herself up and letting everyone know how rich she is

[az_sarah_maxcash]

Originally Posted by Jace

who doesn't?

I sure as hell do, it is actually a great program when she isn't hyping herself up and letting everyone know how rich she is

Well I don't watch much TV in general, especially not talk shows, but do you remember about 8 years ago when Oprah decided to sing her own theme song?
If not it's because it was awful and didn't last long, but it was at that point that I stopped watching Oprah and began questioning her mental stability.

The only one that irritates me more is the wannabe version of Oprah in a prettier package, Tyra Banks.

[Jace]

Originally Posted by az_sarah_maxcash

Well I don't watch much TV in general, especially not talk shows, but do you remember about 8 years ago when Oprah decided to sing her own theme song?
If not it's because it was awful and didn't last long, but it was at that point that I stopped watching Oprah and began questioning her mental stability.

The only one that irritates me more is the wannabe version of Oprah in a prettier package, Tyra Banks.

8 years ago? hell no! haha

i was out partying, not watching oprah

I just started watching regularly in the past few years when my wife did

[az_sarah_maxcash]

Originally Posted by Jace

8 years ago? hell no! haha

i was out partying, not watching oprah

I just started watching regularly in the past few years when my wife did

haha, I know, I was a total dork, even in college, but I remember watching it back then. She was already starting to become an ego maniac but when she sang that song I was like "Ok, this bitch has officially lost her mind".

Here are the lyrics, if you can find her singing it, you will understand.
It doesn't show it in the lyrics, but at the end the background singers would sing "WHOA WHOA Oprahhhhhh".

Run On

Run on, run on
Run on, run on.

I believe I'll run on
See what the end will be
I believe I'll work on
Find out what's waiting for me.

I see 10 thousand stories
And glories and dreams
I see angels right here on Earth
I see laughing and growing and loving
And knowing what life is worth.

So I believe I'll run on
See what tomorrow will be (run on, run on)
'Cause I like what I see.

There's a new road to walk, a new song to sing
A miracle in what just a small change can bring
Our hearts are open wide
A new light shining inside.

So I think I'll run on
See what tomorrow will be (run on, run on)
Cause I like what I see
Come on and run with me.

Oh oh ooohh
Oooh oooh ooh
Run on!

We're gonna keep on talkin'
Got something to say
I know we can make a difference
And together we can find a way!

Run on, keep on, move on
With all your heart
Today's a brand new start!
Whoa, yeah-eah!

Oh whoop whoop.
Yeay whoop whoop.

Run on run on.

Yes I believe I'll run on. (run on, run on)
Come on and run on with me. (run on, run on)


It was bad, really, really bad. I Promise. After that, I just gave up.
Maybe I should let Oprah back in? Give her a second chance?
It's rough considering she is pretty much responsible for Dr. Phil...

[Rcourt64]

Isn't Oprano named after her?
Someone said this placed is named after her, just the male version.
ain't that true???

[Buckwheat]

Originally Posted by az_sarah_maxcash

you watch Oprah?

i watch that big ass she got!

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by Buckwheat

i watch that big ass she got!

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by az_sarah_maxcash

you watch Oprah?

How can I ever hope to understand women's needs, if I don't pay attention to what they are doing?

And I made a point of watching today 'cause it was the whole sex thing show. And oprah gets attention when she starts talkin' 'bout "tossed salad" and such.

[vdc-Loki]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

On today's Oprah (Don't ask why,) Oprah just gave us all a nice big wet kiss.
In her survey, 72% of people, especially women, said adult porn, and the "porn industry" has helped generate a woman's revolution.
$1 out of every 4 is spent by women. (Not sure where she got that info.)

Candida Royalle, get busy girl. You have a market!

Damn Eric, for a min I thought this thread was gonna be about her plugging your toy lol
Hows it been bro?

Jace: I just spent a few secs trying to kill a bug on my screen lol, nice gif!

-Loki-

[Rcourt64]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

How can I ever hope to understand women's needs,

Women have needs??? HOLY SHIT When did this ever come into play??

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by vdc-Loki

Damn Eric, for a min I thought this thread was gonna be about her plugging your toy lol
Hows it been bro?

Jace: I just spent a few secs trying to kill a bug on my screen lol, nice gif!

-Loki-

Hey Loki-
Nope, no Oprah invitation yet.
Wait for the female version.
:-)

[EmporerEJ]

Originally Posted by az_sarah_maxcash

The only one that irritates me more is the wannabe version of Oprah in a prettier package, Tyra Banks.

Now, her, I can't stand. When I see her on the TV, I have an overwhelming desire to smash the TV.

[MikeSouth]

Originally Posted by Jace

who doesn't?

I sure as hell do, it is actually a great program when she isn't hyping herself up and letting everyone know how rich she is

which is what 3 shows a year?

[MikeSouth]

Originally Posted by Rcourt64

Women have needs??? HOLY SHIT When did this ever come into play??

ya they need to know how to cook and do laundry

----Ducking-----

[Nymph]

Originally Posted by MikeSouth

ya they need to know how to cook and do laundry

----Ducking-----

You can run, but you can't hide

[az_sarah_maxcash]

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Now, her, I can't stand. When I see her on the TV, I have an overwhelming desire to smash the TV.

Yeah, it is rough.
I tuned in to watch an adult industry related episode & it was very hard to sit through.

Tyra must be lame in the sack, what a judgemental boring prude she is!

[softball]

Originally Posted by Jace

who doesn't?

I sure as hell do, it is actually a great program when she isn't hyping herself up and letting everyone know how rich she is

Jace, you are such an effeminate guy. You watch Oprah and you dance naked at that burning man thingee. Dude, you crack me up.
Do you still actually have sex with girls? I know you are ignoring me, but I am actually quite serious. This isn't piss. I think that some guys in this business are kind of bent.