Southwest Airlines Fashion Police

gonzo · 09-07-2007

Southwest Airlines Thinks Your Outfit Is Inappropriate

According to the Union-Tribune, Southwest airlines objected to an outfit worn by a 23 year-old Hooters waitress.
Southwest went so far as to ask the woman the leave the airplane. So what was she wearing?
A "white denim miniskirt, high-heel sandals, and a turquoise summer sweater over a tank top over a bra."
My god! Alert the TSA and the local police! We can see leg!

She had a doctor's appointment that afternoon in Tucson, where temperatures had topped 106 all week. She arrived at Lindbergh Field wearing a white denim miniskirt, high-heel sandals, and a turquoise summer sweater over a tank top over a bra. After the plane filled, and the flight attendants began their safety spiel, Ebbert was asked to step off the plane by a customer service supervisor, identified by the airline only as "Keith."
They walked out onto the jet bridge, where Keith told Ebbert her clothing was inappropriate and asked her to change. She explained she was flying to Tucson for only a few hours and had brought no luggage.
"I asked him what part of my outfit was offensive," she said. "The shirt? The skirt? And he said, 'The whole thing.' "
Keith asked her to go home, change and take a later flight. She refused, citing her appointment. The plane was ready to leave, so Keith relented. He had her pull up her tank top a bit, pull down her skirt a bit, and return to her seat.
Ebbert says several flight attendants overheard the conversation and, after an embarrassing walk down the aisle, she took her seat and spread a blanket over her lap

sourcehttp://consumerist.com/consumer/fash...ate-296686.php

EmporerEJ · 09-07-2007

Yea, I wonder how they would have acted had she worn a burqa.

MikeSouth · 09-07-2007

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Originally Posted by EmporerEJ

Yea, I wonder how they would have acted had she worn a burqa.

theyd have upraged her to first class so as not to appear politically incorrect

fuck SWA

LAJ · 09-07-2007

Jesus... of all the U.S. based airlines... what that chick is wearing would be MOST appropriate for Southwest!

Footman · 09-07-2007

That's pretty fucking sad. "Keith" needs to go to hell. He was just being an ass for no good reason. She should place a call to Southwest and complain. Even get it to the national news.

bluemoney · 09-07-2007

Please allow me *clearing throat*. . . "I'd hit it!"

pushpills · 09-07-2007

If I knew she was on my plane, I might be inclined to delay the flight.

EmporerEJ · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Footman

That's pretty fucking sad. "Keith" needs to go to hell. He was just being an ass for no good reason. She should place a call to Southwest and complain. Even get it to the national news.

She did. She has an attorney, and has made the rounds of the news channels, including FOX.

iamkathi · 09-08-2007

"Keith" was just jealous because he has the same white mini skirt and his legs aren't that great.

spazlabz · 09-08-2007

SHE'S A WHORE AND SHE ASKED FOR IT!!!!

spaz

Nymph · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

SHE'S A WHORE AND SHE ASKED FOR IT!!!!

spaz

but...but...I dress like that too

spazlabz · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

but...but...I dress like that too

COOOOOOOOOL, I like my womens to looks a lil sleazy!

spaz

Rcourt64 · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

COOOOOOOOOL, I like my womens to looks a lil sleazy!

spaz

hehehhe... you should see her dressed by the pool

Nymph · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

COOOOOOOOOL, I like my womens to looks a lil sleazy!

spaz

Now sweetie, I don't consider that sleazy....but trust me, I can do sleazy if that will please you

spazlabz · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

Now sweetie, I don't consider that sleazy....but trust me, I can do sleazy if that will please you

It will! heh heh and I have a cam and i am sure i could get a bus ticket

spaz

Nymph · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

It will! heh heh and I have a cam and i am sure i could get a bus ticket

spaz

ever had a tittie sundae? whipped cream & cherries on top?

spazlabz · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

ever had a tittie sundae? whipped cream & cherries on top?

Oh hell yeah, but I can always take another one, I'm gassing up the car

hey Nymph... do you remember that guy...

Oh whats his name again?

R something

yeah yeah Rcourt64 thats it... I wonder if he's jackin it right now LOL

spaz

j/k rcourt

bluemoney · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

ever had a tittie sundae? whipped cream & cherries on top?

Feeling a bit of a "sweet tooth" coming on myself!

Nymph · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

Feeling a bit of a "sweet tooth" coming on myself!

tell me sweetie, do you prefer hot fudge, or warm caramel topping with it?

Rcourt64 · 09-08-2007

I think she possibly has a foot to stand on here. "No punn indented footman"
If good legal representation is acquired, Herself and her Employer can bank up on these S.W characters.

They don't show any freaking porn on these flights anyway,
they should leave something for the passenger to peek at while on a long flight.

bluemoney · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

tell me sweetie, do you prefer hot fudge, or warm caramel topping with it?

I prefer to be surprised

Nymph · 09-08-2007

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

I prefer to be surprised

You're a brave man sweetie

bluemoney · 09-09-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

You're a brave man sweetie

Maybe . . . . or maybe I'm just nuts

JoesHO · 09-09-2007

I am thinking of not wearing any underwear as a statement of protest, when I fly to Amsterdam this month!

Footman · 09-09-2007

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Originally Posted by Nymph

ever had a tittie sundae? whipped cream & cherries on top?

I like the turn this thread has taken...

Footman · 09-09-2007

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Originally Posted by Rcourt64

I think she possibly has a foot to stand on here. "No punn indented footman"

No worries... So long as she has nice feet

Hell Puppy · 09-09-2007

She made it onto the plane and took her seat.

That means SOMEONE bitched. I'm pretty sure I could've taken one look at the cabin and around where she was sitting and figured out who immediately.

And Kathi is definitely right, you can bet it is someone who would look like hell in that same outfit.

Hell Puppy · 09-09-2007

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Southwest Airlines Thinks Your Outfit Is Inappropriate

According to the Union-Tribune, Southwest airlines objected to an outfit worn by a 23 year-old Hooters waitress.
Southwest went so far as to ask the woman the leave the airplane. So what was she wearing?
A "white denim miniskirt, high-heel sandals, and a turquoise summer sweater over a tank top over a bra."
My god! Alert the TSA and the local police! We can see leg!

She had a doctor's appointment that afternoon in Tucson, where temperatures had topped 106 all week. She arrived at Lindbergh Field wearing a white denim miniskirt, high-heel sandals, and a turquoise summer sweater over a tank top over a bra. After the plane filled, and the flight attendants began their safety spiel, Ebbert was asked to step off the plane by a customer service supervisor, identified by the airline only as "Keith."
They walked out onto the jet bridge, where Keith told Ebbert her clothing was inappropriate and asked her to change. She explained she was flying to Tucson for only a few hours and had brought no luggage.
"I asked him what part of my outfit was offensive," she said. "The shirt? The skirt? And he said, 'The whole thing.' "
Keith asked her to go home, change and take a later flight. She refused, citing her appointment. The plane was ready to leave, so Keith relented. He had her pull up her tank top a bit, pull down her skirt a bit, and return to her seat.
Ebbert says several flight attendants overheard the conversation and, after an embarrassing walk down the aisle, she took her seat and spread a blanket over her lap

sourcehttp://consumerist.com/consumer/fash...ate-296686.php

Also notice in the inventory of clothes she was wearing they say bra, but not panties. That means someone saw her whisker biscuits.

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gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Southwest Airlines Fashion Police Southwest Airlines Thinks Your Outfit Is Inappropriate According to the Union-Tribune, Southwest airlines objected to an outfit worn by a 23 year-old Hooters waitress. Southwest went so far as to ask the woman the leave the airplane. So what was she wearing? A "white denim miniskirt, high-heel sandals, and a turquoise summer sweater over a tank top over a bra." My god! Alert the TSA and the local police! We can see leg! She had a doctor's appointment that afternoon in Tucson, where temperatures had topped 106 all week. She arrived at Lindbergh Field wearing a white denim miniskirt, high-heel sandals, and a turquoise summer sweater over a tank top over a bra. After the plane filled, and the flight attendants began their safety spiel, Ebbert was asked to step off the plane by a customer service supervisor, identified by the airline only as "Keith." They walked out onto the jet bridge, where Keith told Ebbert her clothing was inappropriate and asked her to change. She explained she was flying to Tucson for only a few hours and had brought no luggage. "I asked him what part of my outfit was offensive," she said. "The shirt? The skirt? And he said, 'The whole thing.' " Keith asked her to go home, change and take a later flight. She refused, citing her appointment. The plane was ready to leave, so Keith relented. He had her pull up her tank top a bit, pull down her skirt a bit, and return to her seat. Ebbert says several flight attendants overheard the conversation and, after an embarrassing walk down the aisle, she took her seat and spread a blanket over her lap sourcehttp://consumerist.com/consumer/fash...ate-296686.php __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

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iamkathi Members Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 289	Re: Southwest Airlines Fashion Police "Keith" was just jealous because he has the same white mini skirt and his legs aren't that great. __________________

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Rcourt64 Filling Bishop's Pond Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,942	Re: Southwest Airlines Fashion Police I think she possibly has a foot to stand on here. "No punn indented footman" If good legal representation is acquired, Herself and her Employer can bank up on these S.W characters. They don't show any freaking porn on these flights anyway, they should leave something for the passenger to peek at while on a long flight.

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Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: Southwest Airlines Fashion Police She made it onto the plane and took her seat. That means SOMEONE bitched. I'm pretty sure I could've taken one look at the cabin and around where she was sitting and figured out who immediately. And Kathi is definitely right, you can bet it is someone who would look like hell in that same outfit.