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Old 09-01-2007   #1
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where your Jebus is?
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Old 09-01-2007   #2
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hehe....yes I usually know where the boy is at. He is very vocal.
He has been especially noisy lately, he needs a girlfriend to occupy his time.

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You haven't gotten him a girlfriend yet? Shame on you!
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Jebus is a rock star!
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Old 09-02-2007   #6
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Old 09-02-2007   #9
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You haven't gotten him a girlfriend yet? Shame on you!
No more girlfriends for Jebus, he knocks them all up and I end up freezing my ass off in the middle of February delivering babies.
Here is Jebus with his sister DeeDee, (DeeDee is on the left).
I sent DeeDee to a friend that has a dairy farm so she now lives happily with other girly goats..

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No more girlfriends for Jebus, he knocks them all up and I end up freezing my ass off in the middle of February delivering babies.

Yeah, just remember that the next time you bend over when you're in the pen. No more of this "what the fuck you doing, Jebus?" shit. You made your bed, now lie in it.















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Old 09-02-2007   #12
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Yeah, just remember that the next time you bend over when you're in the pen. No more of this "what the fuck you doing, Jebus?" shit. You made your bed, now lie in it.















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ohh nooooos....Jebus with net access, do you know where your credit cards are?
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Yeah, just remember that the next time you bend over when you're in the pen. No more of this "what the fuck you doing, Jebus?" shit. You made your bed, now lie in it.















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Haha !!! HIYA JEBUS
Welcome to the Big O
There's allot of interesting and wacky people here, no goats or sheep yet, sorry. But theres a few jackasses you might get to meet real soon.


P.S you look older in your video then on your pics?
Shhhhhhh, but tell me?...whats your secret?
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And this is why he needs a girlfriend....of his own species!

(sare, this is just wrong on so many different levels)
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And this is why he needs a girlfriend....of his own species!

(sare, this is just wrong on so many different levels)
I dare ya to send me one of your bikini pics
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I dare ya to send me one of your bikini pics
I'm her rep now Buster You want her pics, u gotta talk to me now
How much $$$ you got???
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Jebus, I'd get you a girlfriend, I'm not as mean as your daddy

sare, I may be crazy, but I'm not nuts

Rcourt, I hope you plan on charging triple normal amount...especially to sare
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I'm her rep now Buster You want her pics, u gotta talk to me now
How much $$$ you got???
Who needs cash when I already got the goods on you? Send the pics or I start posting. You got me? You have the addy
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Who needs cash when I already got the goods on you? Send the pics or I start posting. You got me? You have the addy
Blackmail??? Your truly showing the American way to do business??? ...aren't you?
God Bless you old man. Now get your credit card out like the rest of the God Blessed American and buy the pics.
Oh Noo, ..wait a minute? ..I almost forgot? Porn on the Internet is all free now? ..that's right.
Ok.., ok you win. your copies in the mail them.
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sare, you owe me a new keyboard...I lost my pepsi on that one
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wheres that shit head spaz when u need him???
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wheres that shit head spaz when u need him???
He's too nice to get caught up in your & sare's nastiness

helix, Jebus, help me out here.....
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He's too nice to get caught up in your & sare's nastiness

helix, Jebus, help me out here.....
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I take offense to this whole thread!
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Wait a minute. How am I beng nasty. I'm getting Jeebus laid (just as the cards foretold)

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helix, Jebus, help me out here.....

I'll help you, just bend over and I'll take care of everything (yeah baby)
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Wait a minute. How am I beng nasty. I'm getting Jeebus laid (just as the cards foretold)

The cards foretell other things also
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No more carrots for you!
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This seems like an opportune time to announce my new site

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This seems like an opportune time to announce my new site

will you have the dancing around the campfire in the nude?

and ya had to include the goats didnt ya
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will you have the dancing around the campfire in the nude?

and ya had to include the goats didnt ya


How can Gypsies have a gangbang without goats?
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How can Gypsies have a gangbang without goats?
they like men too, but the men will probably bring their sheep
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ya know? ya can't even have a nice conversation about a goat called Jebus, without it getting perved out here man
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they like men too, but the men will probably bring their sheep
Now, that's just plain sick
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Yeah man, Nymph is a sicko isn't she?
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Oh man, I just found out I am the chinese star sign of a SHEEP
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I am going to New Zealand in October does anyone want to me to pick up their girlfriend while I am there.......save ya on shipping and handling ;-)
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