Corporate Christmas Gifts

Hell Puppy · 12-18-2006

Tiz the season...

Seems like there are fewer and fewer companies sending gifts. Unlike the old days where this time of year every time the UPS guy came he dropped off a load of loot. Just as sponsors would each try to measure the size of their dicks with their booth sizes at shows, they'd also whip 'em out by seeing who could give their largest clients the coolest gifts.

It's never been really consistent even back in the day. Some coThimpanies send SOMETHING to everyone even if just a card or a desk calendar. Other companies send NOTHING even to guys doing 6 figures with them.

This got me to thinking, what do the various companies do in your experience?

Where's the cut off point for the primo way cool gift, top 5% of revenue? Some other measurement?

Does your company send anything at all? Cards?

Myself, pretty much arbitrary. Send stuff to the ones we know best or want to know better. The gifts are more from the heart, not same thing to same people.

Hell Puppy · 12-18-2006

Here's another question....

If you work with a group of folks and something comes in addressed to the company, who gets it?

Again, in my case, we try to share it somehow.

Jace · 12-18-2006

I usually have only gotten christmas cards....up until the past year or so I was never considered an affiliate worth much more than that

this year I have a few larger sponsors, and alas, no cards yet

gonzo · 12-19-2006

I got a pair of Krispy Kreme Underware and a new KK teeshirt!

THANKS SPAZLABZ!!!

carol.prime · 12-19-2006

yeah that's right...back then, companies always give a lot Christmas gifts to it's employess...but now, a few ones...sigh...

spazlabz · 12-19-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Here's another question....

If you work with a group of folks and something comes in addressed to the company, who gets it?

Again, in my case, we try to share it somehow.

flashed to fleshlight and thought GROSS!! LOL

spaz

spazlabz · 12-19-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

I got a pair of Krispy Kreme Underware and a new KK teeshirt!

THANKS SPAZLABZ!!!

this post is useless without pics!! LOL

your welcome man, hope ya like them

spaz

MaskTVMaura · 12-19-2006

We missed the boat on Christmas cards / gifts at M Squared this year, but we did host a huge Talent Appreciation holiday party for everyone who has worked with us on creating our content.

For my home biz which just started selling product in July, (I distribute condoms in the USA) we sent out holiday cards to each of our customers as a thank you. Maybe next year we'll be able to do better than that, but I'm sure the cards were well-received.

Dianna Vesta · 12-19-2006

Got a Xmas card from National Net! Thats it.

Hell Puppy · 12-19-2006

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

this post is useless without pics!! LOL

for the love of God, NO!

spazlabz · 12-20-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

for the love of God, NO!

gonzo · 12-20-2006

Thanks AdultDateLink.com for the tasty box of chocolates that arrived Fex Ex today!

spazlabz · 12-20-2006

and Thanks to Gonzo for the RIBS!!!
OMG! Best meal I have had in a loooooooooooong time
I know someone who is gonna have to go to mephis next year!!

spaz

gonzo · 12-20-2006

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

and Thanks to Gonzo for the RIBS!!!
OMG! Best meal I have had in a loooooooooooong time
I know someone who is gonna have to go to mephis next year!!

spaz

Might be sooner than you think. Drink Jack?

Hell Puppy · 12-21-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Thanks AdultDateLink.com for the tasty box of chocolates that arrived Fex Ex today!

Ya gotta love it when someone starts a thread somewhere to talk shit about you and it reminds someone else to send Fedex you a late Xmas gift...

spazlabz · 12-21-2006

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Originally Posted by gonzo

Might be sooner than you think. Drink Jack?

i drink Jack whenever I am feeling the irresistible urge to vomit all over those closest to me... which sadly isn't as often as it used to be LOL

Nope, I like fruity drinks... if it doesn't come with a paper umbrella I don't touch the stuff LOL

spaz

spazlabz · 12-21-2006

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

i drink Jack whenever I am feeling the irresistible urge to vomit all over those closest to me... which sadly isn't as often as it used to be LOL

Nope, I like fruity drinks... if it doesn't come with a paper umbrella I don't touch the stuff LOL

spaz

I cant edit my dang post so I will just add it here

{editor's note Of course I drink Jack dude! I'm a country boy with strong Southern ties... if i dint drink it they'd kick me out!! hah hah}

spaz

Hell Puppy · 12-21-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz

i drink Jack whenever I am feeling the irresistible urge to vomit all over those closest to me... which sadly isn't as often as it used to be LOL

Nope, I like fruity drinks... if it doesn't come with a paper umbrella I don't touch the stuff LOL

spaz

Oh yeah! A fellow FFN who also drinks bitch drinks!

I like foo foo umbrella drinks as well. About as harsh as I'll get is a Goose Driver.....though you can make that as strong as you want cuz the Goose is so smooth.

Hell Puppy · 12-21-2006

Speaking of bitch drinks....

gonzo · 12-21-2006

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Originally Posted by Hell Puppy

Speaking of bitch drinks....

TASTY!!!!

12-18-2006	#1
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Corporate Christmas Gifts Tiz the season... Seems like there are fewer and fewer companies sending gifts. Unlike the old days where this time of year every time the UPS guy came he dropped off a load of loot. Just as sponsors would each try to measure the size of their dicks with their booth sizes at shows, they'd also whip 'em out by seeing who could give their largest clients the coolest gifts. It's never been really consistent even back in the day. Some coThimpanies send SOMETHING to everyone even if just a card or a desk calendar. Other companies send NOTHING even to guys doing 6 figures with them. This got me to thinking, what do the various companies do in your experience? Where's the cut off point for the primo way cool gift, top 5% of revenue? Some other measurement? Does your company send anything at all? Cards? Myself, pretty much arbitrary. Send stuff to the ones we know best or want to know better. The gifts are more from the heart, not same thing to same people.

12-18-2006	#2
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts Here's another question.... If you work with a group of folks and something comes in addressed to the company, who gets it? Again, in my case, we try to share it somehow.

12-18-2006	#3
Jace .... $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,392 Blog Entries: 1	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts I usually have only gotten christmas cards....up until the past year or so I was never considered an affiliate worth much more than that this year I have a few larger sponsors, and alas, no cards yet

12-19-2006	#4
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts I got a pair of Krispy Kreme Underware and a new KK teeshirt! THANKS SPAZLABZ!!! __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

12-19-2006	#5
carol.prime SigWhore Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 75	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts yeah that's right...back then, companies always give a lot Christmas gifts to it's employess...but now, a few ones...sigh...

12-19-2006	#8
MaskTVMaura Come get your medicine... Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Vancouver, Canada Posts: 145	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts We missed the boat on Christmas cards / gifts at M Squared this year, but we did host a huge Talent Appreciation holiday party for everyone who has worked with us on creating our content. For my home biz which just started selling product in July, (I distribute condoms in the USA) we sent out holiday cards to each of our customers as a thank you. Maybe next year we'll be able to do better than that, but I'm sure the cards were well-received. __________________ Maura Ingraham Director / Producer M Squared Productions ICQ: 292 824 444 maura l @ l masktv l dot l com

12-19-2006	#9
Dianna Vesta Members Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: South Florida Posts: 2,087	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts Got a Xmas card from National Net! Thats it. __________________ Live radio and audio downloads have a definite place in marketing and promoting products. Not only will it capture new customers but it is an excellent way to promote new products to existing customers continuing to build good customer relationships. Click here for more info

12-20-2006	#12
gonzo Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Atlanta,Ga. Posts: 17,795 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts Thanks AdultDateLink.com for the tasty box of chocolates that arrived Fex Ex today! __________________ We are putting the bastards of this world on notice; greed and corruption will always be met with "a voice made of ink and rage." "Never try and be like anyone else" - Hunter S. Thompson "The truth is the truth no matter how you try and package a lie" - Shellee Hale

12-20-2006	#13
spazlabz Payserve SUX Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,988	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts and Thanks to Gonzo for the RIBS!!! OMG! Best meal I have had in a loooooooooooong time I know someone who is gonna have to go to mephis next year!! spaz __________________ Kenny's Pennies awesome fetish content that actually sells!

12-21-2006	#19
Hell Puppy Fat Fucking Nobody Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 6,523	Re: Corporate Christmas Gifts Speaking of bitch drinks....