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Old 05-23-2006   #1
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I think you have posted this in the past. It is most informative and witty. I laughed. I cried. In fact I think there is a script in this. This could be the oprano Boogie Nights starring Rologirl and Whinetalk.
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I think you have posted this in the past. It is most informative and witty. I laughed. I cried. In fact I think there is a script in this. This could be the oprano Boogie Nights starring Rologirl and Whinetalk.
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The next chapter. Damn you are good. That never really crossed my mind. That is what makes the whole thing so interesting. The twist in the tale. Your talents are certainly under rated, S. There is a novel in you just crying to get out. I am always impressed by those who can manipulate the English language so well. I am humbled.
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The next chapter. Damn you are good. That never really crossed my mind. That is what makes the whole thing so interesting. The twist in the tale. Your talents are certainly under rated, S. There is a novel in you just crying to get out. I am always impressed by those who can manipulate the English language so well. I am humbled.

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Ah the plot sickens. The old hippy who smoked way too much dope gets access to a keyboard and blossoms. Chapter after chapter of riveting posts. You go girl.
I found the logical progression of this fascinating missive...how does this work for you? Lets do lunch and discuss this script...
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If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.

Now I know you have been working on this for awhile, but a little editing and development could actually get an attachment. I am thinking...hmmmmm...Gere or Birbrair...something bankable. What do you think? I like the direction you are taking, though....I thought it was one of your better posts on Oprano. Pithy.

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Sorry Sarettah, I'm not normally confrontational but this can't be allowed to go unchecked. You need to answer for this and so I must ask: weeble?
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Sorry Sarettah, I'm not normally confrontational but this can't be allowed to go unchecked. You need to answer for this and so I must ask: weeble?
Ah the intellectual repartee by the old guard on oprano just keeps getting better and better. There is something to learn from the previous generation. How could we have been so blind when confronted by this amazing library of internet wisdom?
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Ah the plot sickens. The old hippy who smoked way too much dope gets access to a keyboard and blossoms. Chapter after chapter of riveting posts. You go girl.
I found the logical progression of this fascinating missive...how does this work for you? Lets do lunch and discuss this script...
HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Screwing around on webmaster boards
Having a handle such as Sarettah and living up to your established
rep
Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting
Male Receiving Anal Sex ( Greek )
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Just acting like a total moron, and others.
If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.

Now I know you have been working on this for awhile, but a little editing and development could actually get an attachment. I am thinking...hmmmmm...Gere or Birbrair...something bankable. What do you think? I like the direction you are taking, though....I thought it was one of your better posts on Oprano. Pithy.

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And it could have been a great picture. Its the ending that killed it. It was too predictable and the anal device just couldn't save it. Even the stellar reputation of the author and the banakability of its attachment to Birbrair were just not enough to encourage the Hollywood investment brokers to sign the cheque to back a pilot for a possible series on Fox. With 24 at an all time high and House burning down....well the house, Fox spokesperson Liona Coin said that while the project had potential, the network was just flooded with great scripts this year but hinted that if it was rejigged as a reality series that the network would revisit the concept. A bit of bummer for such successful author who now seems to have slipped to b list invites only. But this scribe thinks he has at least one more wibble in him. It would be a shame to see such talent fade into the sunset (not the boulevard) after such a long and illustrious career.
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And it could have been a great picture. Its the ending that killed it. It was too predictable and the anal device just couldn't save it. Even the stellar reputation of the author and the banakability of its attachment to Birbrair were just not enough to encourage the Hollywood investment brokers to sign the cheque to back a pilot for a possible series on Fox. With 24 at an all time high and House burning down....well the house, Fox spokesperson Liona Coin said that while the project had potential, the network was just flooded with great scripts this year but hinted that if it was rejigged as a reality series that the network would revisit the concept. A bit of bummer for such successful author who now seems to have slipped to b list invites only. But this scribe thinks he has at least one more wibble in him. It would be a shame to see such talent fade into the sunset (not the boulevard) after such a long and illustrious career.

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You know sar...that could be what this script needed. An ending. At the very least the French will love it. They venerate Jerry Lewis. I see this as a verite production. Black and white. Hand held with lots of telephoto compression. Jump cuts and Dutch angles to add drama. My God this is what it was missing. Genius, bloody genius.
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You know sar...that could be what this script needed. An ending. At the very least the French will love it. They venerate Jerry Lewis. I see this as a verite production. Black and white. Hand held with lots of telephoto compression. Jump cuts and Dutch angles to add drama. My God this is what it was missing. Genius, bloody genius.
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Ah the plot sickens. The old hippy who smoked way too much dope gets access to a keyboard and blossoms. Chapter after chapter of riveting posts. You go girl.
I found the logical progression of this fascinating missive...how does this work for you? Lets do lunch and discuss this script...
HOW TO GET ASS FUCKED:
Prostrate Gland Stimulations
There are many types of action that produce prostrate gland stimulations.
Meeting a woman with a big strap on
Meeting a Russian with a broomstick
Screwing around on webmaster boards
Having a handle such as Sarettah and living up to your established
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Posting illegal content on websites
Participating in pedophile type activities
Promoting adult sites to minors
Mutual Fisting
Male Receiving Anal Sex ( Greek )
Female Receiving Anal Sex ( Backwards Greek )
Just acting like a total moron, and others.
If the penetration position or activity does not stimulate the prostrate gland - an ass fucking has not occurred regardless of gender.

Now I know you have been working on this for awhile, but a little editing and development could actually get an attachment. I am thinking...hmmmmm...Gere or Birbrair...something bankable. What do you think? I like the direction you are taking, though....I thought it was one of your better posts on Oprano. Pithy.
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