Heres a spoof for all you gay porn lovers...
DVD: "The (Other) DaVinci Load"
Don't you love when pop and porn culture come together in one perfect moment of wet, sticky synergy? Several months ago we introduced you to blonde twinklet
Jarett Fox, star of soon-to-be-classic small screen titles such as "Field of Creams" and "Desperate Houseboys"; then back in March came news of the straight porn version of
"The DaVinci Load", just in time for that Other Big Movie's inevitable reign at the box office this summer. And wouldn't you know it—that same studio that produced "Desperate Houseboys" released the trailer of the gay porn version of "The DaVinci Load" this week, starring Jarett in a role that has him deliver lines like "I'm your twin brother that was separated at birth by a secret society of lesbian nuns!" with a straight face. Hopefully this one will make good on the camp potential that the dismal
"Bareback Mountain" failed to deliver—we're totally looking forward to seeing some hot boi-on-boi Opus Dei flagellation action this time around.
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