Is this why the crime rate is increasing?

Red · 12-03-2005

IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Trev · 12-03-2005

That's top shelf, I like that

Dravyk · 12-03-2005

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domtheboy · 12-03-2005

Yep, I think you probably hit the nail on the head there

CDSmith · 12-04-2005

Yes but...

IN PRISON: your time is rigorously scheduled, you basically do what you're told, when you're told.
AT WORK: you are free to... multitask!

MorganGrayson · 12-04-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Yes but...

IN PRISON: your time is rigorously scheduled, you basically do what you're told, when you're told.
AT WORK: you are free to... multitask!

The word "multitask" will never be the same for you again, will it?

Red...fantastic! Thank you!

Red · 12-04-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

The word "multitask" will never be the same for you again, will it?

Red...fantastic! Thank you!

It has become an official euphemism.

You're welcome, Morgan.

Newton · 12-04-2005

Its not work if you enjoy it, but a hobby you get paid for

Sin · 12-04-2005

Those are great

12-03-2005	#1
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Is this why the crime rate is increasing? IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK...you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK...you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK...you cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON...there are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK...they are called managers. __________________

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