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Old 12-01-2005   #1
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Default Women Sues Cause Hot Poppers Were Hot

Woman Sues Pizza Hut Over Burned Chin

http://www.mcall.com/sns-othernews-1...,7003208.story

A woman is suing the Pizza Hut in Lehighton, Pa., because the hot poppers she ordered as an appetizer were, well, hot and popped when she bit into them.

Sorana Georgescu-Hassanin claims she may be permanently impaired because the ''excessively hot'' oil in the deep-fried, cheese-stuffed hot pepper severely burned her chin.

Her husband, Hatem Hassanin, is suing for the loss of companionship and comfort of his wife.

They are suing Pizza Hut for at least $25,000 each.

The suit names the Dallas corporation and Richard Whitson, who owns the Lehighton franchise and his company, QSM, LLC. It says they failed to warn Sorana Georgescu-Hassanin the appetizers were hot and neglected to drain the oil from them.

Whitson declined to comment, other than to say, ''The incident took place before I owned the store.'' He bought the franchise in April.

Pizza Hut spokeswoman Julie Hildebrand said the company would not comment on pending litigation.

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The link that took me to this article said .... and the husband's suing cause she can't give blow jobs no more.
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Why blame other people if you don't know how to control your compulsive appetite?
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She may win, just like the hot coffee suit, but I think her husband's claim doesn't stand a chance.
This country has become so lawsuit happy, it's absolutely ridiculous. Here's another one that makes you shake your head.

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Scott Bolton had bad luck in cell mates. Accused of stealing several
all-terrain vehicles, Bolton was awaiting trial at the Luzerne County
Correctional Facility in Pennsylvania in October 2003. His cell mate,
Hugo Selenski, was awaiting trial on homicide charges -- the sort of
charge any inmate would want to escape from.

And Selenski did just that, climbing down a rope fashioned of sheets
tied together. Selenski, Bolton claims, beat him to near unconsciousness
in order to stuff his body through the cell block window. That, Bolton
says, caused him to fall several storeys to the ground, leaving him
comatose for several weeks, confined to a wheelchair for life, and with
damage to his brain, spinal cord, nerves and internal organs.

Bolton was found and rushed to the hospital by air ambulance, and he
survived. Selenski escaped, but turned himself in three days later.

Bolton filed suit over the escape attempt in U.S. District Court --
for "civil rights" violations. His suit names Selenski as the primary
defendant, but murder suspects aren't exactly typically flush with cash.
So the suit also names Warden Gene Fischi and Deputy Warden Rowland
Roberts, eight guards, two County Prison Board members, and three County
Commissioners.

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Of course the warden says Bolton was a willing participant in the escape, and was climbing down the makeshift rope when he lost his grip and fell. And why did he lose his grip? Apparently Bolton wasn't moving fast enough for his co-conspirator, so Selenski pushed him, another inmate says.

Tip: always let the alleged murderer go first!
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Fucking ridiculous, suing at the slightest provocation; too busy waiting to gorge herself than to let the items cool down first
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Anybody who's ever become acquainted with jalapeno poppers knows to let the frigging things cool down first. Picking the damned thing up should have given her the first clue that the things were hot.

Nothing is an "accident" anymore.

Nothing is ever "OK, I was a dumb ass and shit happens" anymore.

Nobody is responsible for their own behavior anymore.

Lawyers are making a fortune.
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There are a lot of morons in this world. People like this make it bad for people who have legit reasons to sue!!!
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Now I'm craving jalapeno poppers...mmm, with cream cheese and lingonberry jelly...

oh, the money I could have made had I sued for the multiple times I've bitten in too soon and burnt the shit out of my tongue ;-)))
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Now I'm craving jalapeno poppers...mmm, with cream cheese and lingonberry jelly...

oh, the money I could have made had I sued for the multiple times I've bitten in too soon and burnt the shit out of my tongue ;-)))
I take the things out of the oven then walk away for a while.

Been there, done that, with the burnt tongue, Sykkboy. I remember when they were introduced at some fast food place, and a friend and I sat there trying to figure out exactly what the red jelly was. We got as far as "damned tasty!"
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I take the things out of the oven then walk away for a while.

Been there, done that, with the burnt tongue, Sykkboy. I remember when they were introduced at some fast food place, and a friend and I sat there trying to figure out exactly what the red jelly was. We got as far as "damned tasty!"
Yeah, Arby's has that wildberry sauce, good stuff, but I found Knottsberry Farm's Lingonberry Jelly works even better...
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Yeah, Arby's has that wildberry sauce, good stuff, but I found Knottsberry Farm's Lingonberry Jelly works even better...
Thank you, Lance.
I made a note.
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Maybe they should sue Pizza Hut for selling manky tomato-slathered, cardboard-tasting discs of dough, instead of pizzas?
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Thank you, Lance.
I made a note.
it works better with the cream cheese filled than the cheddar cheese filled ones though...for those I go with the traditional ranch dressing, but lingonberry jelly still works too
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Maybe they should sue Pizza Hut for selling manky tomato-slathered, cardboard-tasting discs of dough, instead of pizzas?
LMAO! Points for that!
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Even if they win a judgment, Pizza Hut will win on an appeal.

Few people know that the McDonald's Coffee Burn lady actually ended up with anything.

F' with the Bull, you get the horns.

Take some responsiblity for your own actions. If you pop something greasy right out of the fry vat into your mouth, well, DUH.

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it works better with the cream cheese filled than the cheddar cheese filled ones though...for those I go with the traditional ranch dressing, but lingonberry jelly still works too
I don't like the cheddar cheese filled ones. I love the cream cheese filled ones, though. I miss them, haven't had them in quite a while.
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I don't like the cheddar cheese filled ones. I love the cream cheese filled ones, though. I miss them, haven't had them in quite a while.
I did some homemade cream cheese ones, but did creamcheese filled habaneros...I found my mouth pain threshhold, haha

my nephew who loves hot food, tried one and was begging for the pain to stop, hahaha
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Hey don't be bigotting no cheddar cheese!!!
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Hey don't be bigotting no cheddar cheese!!!
The term is "bogarting", you hick.
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I did some homemade cream cheese ones, but did creamcheese filled habaneros...I found my mouth pain threshhold, haha

my nephew who loves hot food, tried one and was begging for the pain to stop, hahaha
Oooh, boy...the "ultimate" in "painful peppers"!!
(How can somthing that pretty be that vicious?)

My husband uses habanero sauce like other people use ketchup. He keeps offering, and I keep declining. The regular hot sauce is fine for me.

Capsacian (sp) in the peppers is a *great* natural pain killer.
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The term is "bogarting", you hick.
If Ms. Bigot taught me right then "bogarting" is the opposite of "bigotting", is that correct?
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Oooh, boy...the "ultimate" in "painful peppers"!!
(How can somthing that pretty be that vicious?)

My husband uses habanero sauce like other people use ketchup. He keeps offering, and I keep declining. The regular hot sauce is fine for me.

Capsacian (sp) in the peppers is a *great* natural pain killer.
yeah, habs are pretty wicked

I make a mean habenero-peach-mango sauce for tacos that is one pepper per 2 peaches and 1 mango and it's still tingly...

my kids decided they didn't want to try the sauce when they noticed I had to wear surgical gloves to handle the peppers when I was seeding them
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If Ms. Bigot taught me right then "bogarting" is the opposite of "bigotting", is that correct?
I leave this one up to the Diction Nazi.
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yeah, habs are pretty wicked

I make a mean habenero-peach-mango sauce for tacos that is one pepper per 2 peaches and 1 mango and it's still tingly...

my kids decided they didn't want to try the sauce when they noticed I had to wear surgical gloves to handle the peppers when I was seeding them
As delicately as possible...I know a gentleman who neglected to wear gloves...then had to use the facilities...and screamed.

I was informed that raucous laughter directed at an agonized husband would have serious repercussions.

If the recipe for said sauce appeared in my pm or inbox I would be most appreciative! The combination of spicy and sweet is a knockout!
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I leave this one up to the Diction Nazi.
Dravyk...the Diction Nazi is multitasking and therefore unavailable. She sends her regards to you, though.
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If Ms. Bigot taught me right then "bogarting" is the opposite of "bigotting", is that correct?
Timon, I'd have to say you are correct.
The majority was talking about preferring the cream cheese.
So, in essence they were bigotting the cheddar and, as all cream cheese popper lovers will do when given the chance, bogarting them.
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Were I the judge at that woman's case hearing, I would say to her:


"Madam, the proctologist called...
they found your head"
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Confession...

I have a scar on my top lip from my girlfriend ,at the time, deciding that the jam filled doughnuts we were about to eat would be better microwaved for a few seconds.

The outside of the doughnut was warm , the jam was of course boiling

I should have sued.
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Timon, I'd have to say you are correct.
The majority was talking about preferring the cream cheese.
So, in essence they were bigotting the cheddar and, as all cream cheese popper lovers will do when given the chance, bogarting them.
Thanks Red and Morgan, I learn a little more of your funny language every day
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She may win, just like the hot coffee suit, but I think her husband's claim doesn't stand a chance.
Actually I think the husband should sue the wife.... it's hard to put a price tag on missing out on a lot of blowjobs!
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As delicately as possible...I know a gentleman who neglected to wear gloves...then had to use the facilities...and screamed.

I was informed that raucous laughter directed at an agonized husband would have serious repercussions.

If the recipe for said sauce appeared in my pm or inbox I would be most appreciative! The combination of spicy and sweet is a knockout!
I KNOW a guy who did that!!! When I was in Grade 10, and he was in college and flew out from Ontario (by invite of my 2 best friends...believe me, we were ALL grounded for a couple years) and my dad had one of those peppers that he'd gotten from a coworker, he fed it to the guy lol.

Actually, everybody got a little piece of it.. lol My best friend Brooke drank 4L of milk faster than anything I've ever seen, and was crying her eyes out. My best friend Liz on the other hand, had developed an immunity to hot things she eats them so often, she was fine. And the guy from Ontario had his piece (the biggest piece) ate it just fine, and then went to the bathroom and didn't come out for a good 45 minutes. LOL I didn't know what had happened until he got back home to Ontario & his best friend told me over ICQ what had happened... lmfao.

But yes, that was an interesting thanksgiving dinner indeed. Everybody's parents were horrified because the internet was still new in schools, and all 3 of us had our computer priviledges removed... lol
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Actually I think the husband should sue the wife.... it's hard to put a price tag on missing out on a lot of blowjobs!
Might have made it better...

He could pick the scabs and lets the puss run....




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Might have made it better...

He could pick the scabs and lets the puss run....




mmmmmmmmmmmmmm , puss

Ok...that weirded ME out...gonna get coffee...
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Might have made it better...

He could pick the scabs and lets the puss run....




mmmmmmmmmmmmmm , puss

oh boy i don't wanna know what goes on in the ilynx bedroom
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Ok...that weirded ME out...gonna get coffee...
and i'm going to bed and dream about that...
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oh boy i don't wanna know what goes on in the ilynx bedroom

errr... if you ever do , I have a webcam.


No pressure though...

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Ok...that weirded ME out...
Well I would hope so. That was disgusting.
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I KNOW a guy who did that!!! When I was in Grade 10, and he was in college and flew out from Ontario (by invite of my 2 best friends...believe me, we were ALL grounded for a couple years) and my dad had one of those peppers that he'd gotten from a coworker, he fed it to the guy lol.

Actually, everybody got a little piece of it.. lol My best friend Brooke drank 4L of milk faster than anything I've ever seen, and was crying her eyes out. My best friend Liz on the other hand, had developed an immunity to hot things she eats them so often, she was fine. And the guy from Ontario had his piece (the biggest piece) ate it just fine, and then went to the bathroom and didn't come out for a good 45 minutes. LOL I didn't know what had happened until he got back home to Ontario & his best friend told me over ICQ what had happened... lmfao.

But yes, that was an interesting thanksgiving dinner indeed. Everybody's parents were horrified because the internet was still new in schools, and all 3 of us had our computer priviledges removed... lol
Luckily, my husband has a great sense of humor and appreciates the value of a good learning experience.

I got a lifetime's worth of material out of it! Naturally, I offered to "kiss it and make it better." His reply was "uh...thanks...but...no, not now." I cheerfully offered to tell every guy he knew that he'd just turned DOWN a blowjob.

He saw the humor in that, too. Eventually.
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ben and jerrys is up next.

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As delicately as possible...I know a gentleman who neglected to wear gloves...then had to use the facilities...and screamed.

I was informed that raucous laughter directed at an agonized husband would have serious repercussions.

If the recipe for said sauce appeared in my pm or inbox I would be most appreciative! The combination of spicy and sweet is a knockout!
That's why I wear the gloves..I learned the hard way and pardon the overshare, but my peehole swelled shut....lol
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That's why I wear the gloves..I learned the hard way and pardon the overshare, but my peehole swelled shut....lol
Oh, believe me, despite the humor...I know what a traumatic event it is.

I think if you and were going to have an "overshare," we would have hit it when I said "oh, you are SO making this up!" about the Prince Albert!
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Oh, believe me, despite the humor...I know what a traumatic event it is.

I think if you and were going to have an "overshare," we would have hit it when I said "oh, you are SO making this up!" about the Prince Albert!
haha, very true oh and PM with recipe sent ;-)
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Old 12-01-2005   #43
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haha, very true oh and PM with recipe sent ;-)
Oh, thank you! This sounds absolutely delicious!!
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Timon, I'd have to say you are correct.
The majority was talking about preferring the cream cheese.
So, in essence they were bigotting the cheddar and, as all cream cheese popper lovers will do when given the chance, bogarting them.
Bigotting ... I think Timon is just channeling his "inner black man" again.
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That's why I wear the gloves..I learned the hard way and pardon the overshare, but my peehole swelled shut....lol
Bloody good job you'd just taken a piss then!
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Bloody good job you'd just taken a piss then!
I keep having these horrific mental images of Sykkboy in the emergency room.

"It's...yes, it does burn when I attempt...NO, IT IS NOT A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!...I was just cooking...no, not THAT kind of cooking, the regular kind...DAMN IT..."
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The cheese inside those things becomes like molten lava. I have burned my lips before pretty bad from biting into one before letting it cool down.

But they are yummy with sour cream. Damn, I want some right now.
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I keep having these horrific mental images of Sykkboy in the emergency room.

"It's...yes, it does burn when I attempt...NO, IT IS NOT A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE!...I was just cooking...no, not THAT kind of cooking, the regular kind...DAMN IT..."
hahaha

I couldn't pee...but luckily, it only lasted a day or so...the doctor just gave me the speech about washing my hands before and after, haha

So, now, even with the gloves, I wash my arms all the wayup to the elbow with soap and water after using habs.
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So, now, even with the gloves, I wash my arms all the wayup to the elbow with soap and water after using habs.
Probably a very good idea.

A friend of mine worked in the deli department of a grocery store in college, where part of her job was cutting up the peppers. They were getting ready for Homecoming parties one day, so she spent the last hour cutting up peppers - lots and lots of peppers.

She washed her hands as usual when she got off work. Her boyfriend picked her up and they went out for dinner and drinks, and she washed her hands before and after.

They went to his place and started shedding clothes. As she tells it, he was acting kind of odd shortly after she began touching him; she also noticed that he tasted kind of funny before he began running around the room screaming "it burns!! it burns!"
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