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Old 11-20-2005   #1
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I was supposed to go to Disney on Ice with the wife and all the kids.

However my two daughters friends (sisters conveneiently) had a bit of a bad day complications yadda yadda yadda...

So I got out of it by generously offering up my son's and my ticket to go , to my daughters friends.

My wife thought I was the sweetest , kindest , person in the world , and my son the noblest young man for giving up his ticket.

Well she did until she caught us "high fiving " each other and my moronic son , saying "I didn't think it would work , you really are brilliant Dad"

If you look up "cunty eye" in the dictionary , there is a picture of my wife's at that moment.



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Old 11-20-2005   #2
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LMAO

That is too funny.... LOL
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Old 11-20-2005   #3
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We have been together for 18 years and have known each other for 22.. lol

She knows me too well.I am fortunate in that she has always found my "wicked wicked ways" endearing (I think)

She looked cunty for about 30 seconds , then pissed herself laughing

About an hour later technick , my brother , and I were chatting when I asked him his opinion on some Jewelry I was buying for her at Tiffany's. ( Well I had to ask someone and Anthony was offline) ;-))

He then pissed himself saying , "You are really a complicated person..one minute trying to scam your way out of a Disney Show ( I had confered with him over my cunning plan to extricate myself from going to disney and looking "nice" at the same time) and the next buying presents , and people think I'm the crazy brother"

I explained most don't
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See, that's what I need.

A man who is both a ratbag at heart...and buys jewellery.

Sigh...
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'eart o gold' mate
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Nick, the story made my morning!
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I love listening to stories of a master at work. I salute you !
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I was supposed to go to Disney on Ice with the wife and all the kids.

However my two daughters friends (sisters conveneiently) had a bit of a bad day complications yadda yadda yadda...

So I got out of it by generously offering up my son's and my ticket to go , to my daughters friends.

My wife thought I was the sweetest , kindest , person in the world , and my son the noblest young man for giving up his ticket.

Well she did until she caught us "high fiving " each other and my moronic son , saying "I didn't think it would work , you really are brilliant Dad"

If you look up "cunty eye" in the dictionary , there is a picture of my wife's at that moment.



;-)))
Sooooooooo close but yet so damn far!!!! LOL
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"and people think I'm the crazy brother"

I explained most don't
True enough!
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I was supposed to go to Disney on Ice with the wife and all the kids.

However my two daughters friends (sisters conveneiently) had a bit of a bad day complications yadda yadda yadda...

So I got out of it by generously offering up my son's and my ticket to go , to my daughters friends.

My wife thought I was the sweetest , kindest , person in the world , and my son the noblest young man for giving up his ticket.

Well she did until she caught us "high fiving " each other and my moronic son , saying "I didn't think it would work , you really are brilliant Dad"

If you look up "cunty eye" in the dictionary , there is a picture of my wife's at that moment.



;-)))
Oh that is absolutely priceless.
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... and people think I'm the crazy brother"

I explained most don't
Absolutely true. As one who has met and spent time with both of you, I'd say young, impossibly well-mannered Technick was hands-down the "normal" one of you. (Technick driving: Morgan saw sites of interest with a most wonderful guide. Nickatilynx driving: Morgan had a death grip on the handle and prayed to live. To this day, all I can say about Vancouver is "I *think* it was raining.")

Technick could put on clown shoes, a red nose, be otherwise starkers and run howling through the streets and I'd still say "you sould see the *crazy brother*!"
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Absolutely true. As one who has met and spent time with both of you, I'd say young, impossibly well-mannered Technick was hands-down the "normal" one of you. (Technick driving: Morgan saw sites of interest with a most wonderful guide. Nickatilynx driving: Morgan had a death grip on the handle and prayed to live. To this day, all I can say about Vancouver is "I *think* it was raining.")

Technick could put on clown shoes, a red nose, be otherwise starkers and run howling through the streets and I'd still say "you sould see the *crazy brother*!"
They say there's a fine line between genius and insanity.
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