The very important latest on Bush

Vick · 11-09-2005

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him,
"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away
The next night, Bush is astir again,
and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush.
He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows.
It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play

sarettah · 11-09-2005

Cute...lol

PornoDoggy · 11-09-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed.
He awakens to see George Washington standing by him Bush asks him,
"George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," Washington advises, and then fades away
The next night, Bush is astir again,
and sees the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, as I did," Jefferson advises, and dims from sight...
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush.
He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist...
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows.
It is the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Go see a play

Very, very soon there will brand-spanking new 8x10 color glossy photos with circles and arrows on them and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one is to be used against you in a court of law in your file in Washington, DC.

Nickatilynx · 11-09-2005

Yeah i can picture it now...

Agent 1 = Is he the one dressed as the pirate?
Agent 2 = Nawww he's the one thats dressed lke Peter Pan.
Agent 1 = How do these freaks get such hot women?

Dravyk · 11-09-2005

LOL! 10 points to the man with the little red dots moving on his forehead!

Vick · 11-09-2005

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Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Yeah i can picture it now...

Agent 1 = Is he the one dressed as the pirate?
Agent 2 = Nawww he's the one thats dressed lke Peter Pan.
Agent 1 = How do these freaks get such hot women?

It's the buldge in the pants
Nothing like jello in a sock to give that look of real extended proportions

Well that and pouring drinks down them all day ...... and night

Dale_Ryan · 11-09-2005

Hehe, nice one. :thumbsup

Sin · 11-09-2005

lol awesome

Trev · 11-09-2005

I like it.

Red · 11-09-2005

That was great Vick. Points to you.

grimm · 11-09-2005

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/9/21halbur.html

Vick · 11-09-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

That was great Vick. Points to you.

Much thanks
Glad you enjoyed it

Dravyk · 11-10-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick

Much thanks
Glad you enjoyed it

Good to see you're not in the stalog yet, Vick.

Mike AI · 11-10-2005

funny joke.

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