did this really need to be a 10 minute conversation?

[pushpills]

new girl (still working in nickname, possibly dopey the dwarf cuzz she looks kinda dopey): ok im getting off work in about 5 minutes
steve: k
new girl: so did you still want to do something then?
steve: mmhmm
new girl: like what? (we discussed last night, dinner)
steve: dinner.
new girl: well i should be getting off in like 5 minutes or so, but i kinda don't look all that great cuzz ive been working and am not all made up
steve: k
new girl: so i guess ill get ready here in the bathroom
steve: k
new girl: but i dont remember exactly where you live
steve: i'll meet you at the el stop.
new girl: well i have to wait like 5-10 minutes before I can leave
steve: k
new girl: *2 minutes of ramblings*
new girl: so i'll call you when i leave for my stop and then we'll meet?
steve: yes
new girl: ok, i'll probably text you since ill be near the train, is that ok?
steve: yes
new girl: ok so i'll see you in about 20 minutes or so, i'll text you or call you
steve: k....BYE!

jeeeeeeeesus, how would you describe this mornings stool, baby?

i'm going to attempt the double dip, and get the new one and then the old one afterwards, and ive been farting up some sushi from some place i normally dont go for sushi, which should make it all the more challenging/amusing. yes, you needed to know everything mentioned in this post.

[Vick]

Interesting that studies show that women use about 5,000 words a day to communicate while men only use about 2,500

I believe that is because men do not feel the need to fill comfortable silences

Women however will tell you they use twice as many words a day because men aren't listing half the time

[pushpills]

Originally Posted by Vick

Interesting that studies show that women use about 5,000 words a day to communicate while men only use about 2,500

I believe that is because men do not feel the need to fill comfortable silences

Women however will tell you they use twice as many words a day because men aren't listing half the time

interesting. i usually do pay attention but as you can see, there was a couple minutes of yammering I decided wasn't worth the attention.

[sudden]

Originally Posted by pushpills

interesting. i usually do pay attention but as you can see, there was a couple minutes of yammering I decided wasn't worth the attention.

Yet you felt it was worth wasting my time with part of the conversation?
Granted I was the one stupid enough to read it, but you could've spared
me by not posting it at all

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by sudden

Yet you felt it was worth wasting my time with part of the conversation?
Granted I was the one stupid enough to read it, but you could've spared
me by not posting it at all

Couldnt have said it better myself.

I may be suffering from sleep deprivation but I keep confusing pushpills with
brandon.

Could they be the same person?

[pushpills]

an hour later, she's changing in my bathroom. jeesussss

[voodooman]

Originally Posted by pushpills

an hour later, she's changing in my bathroom. jeesussss

You are completely oblivious to the fact that other people are talking here huh?

[PornoDoggy]

Originally Posted by voodooman

Couldnt have said it better myself.

I may be suffering from sleep deprivation but I keep confusing pushpills with
brandon.

Could they be the same person?

Ying and yang?

Ding and dong?

Dumb and dumber?

[Peaches]

I have to admit I cannot stand it when someone IMs me and it takes 10 posts before they get to what they need. "How are you?" "Fine. And you? (need to be polite)". "Fine here too. How's the weather" "Great". "Rainy here". "Sunny here" "You're so lucky" "Yes, I like it here". "I need a vacation" "Me too". "I've been so busy I can't get away" "I know the feeling". "My (enter relationship here) keeps saying we are going somewhere but we never do" "Bummer!" "How are the dogs?" "Doing well, thank you " "You must love living in the woods" "I do!" "I know your TOS says I can't mail you out, but can I?" "No".

JUST ASK ME THE QUESTION - we can still chat - but ask the question first so I can start working on whatever you need

Pushpills is never a problem - his usually starts with "I need to send you more traffic so I can buy more cologne. Got any specific graphics you can send me?"

[brand0n]

Why not just shorten that shit up

Ill be by at 8 to pick you up here, be ready. click.

[Dravyk]

Pushpills, seriously. What is the deal?

It seems like every time you go out with a woman, it's as though you just got back from spending years on a deserted island and have discovered "women" for the very first time -- again! And that all of these basic basic things surprise you.

Young girls talk all the time?

Women take a while to get dressed?

What's the next observation going to be, that they have boobs and smell purdy?

[pushpills]

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Pushpills, seriously. What is the deal?

It seems like every time you go out with a woman, it's as though you just got back from spending years on a deserted island and have discovered "women" for the very first time -- again! And that all of these basic basic things surprise you.

Young girls talk all the time?

Women take a while to get dressed?

What's the next observation going to be, that they have boobs and smell purdy?

helps me to vent my dating frustrations.

[Inabon]

i think you need to start thinking of paying for sex and forget dating.

or just masturbate.

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by pushpills

helps me to vent my dating frustrations.

Fair enough.

[Dale_Ryan]

I will be putting myself on jeopardy if I speak that way to my girlfriend.