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Old 11-06-2005   #1
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Greetings to Oprano and the great white father. I was born many moons ago. by the white mans calendar I have now reached my eighteenth year upon the mother.

My father he said you can make heap big wampum on the big telegraph. I say to father how? He say he don't know but brother, who speak the boston talk he know. I ask brother how to make heap big wampum on the big telegraph and he tell me that I need to take spirit captures and place them up on big telegraph. He say there are many chiefs of the tribe they call web that will give me heap big wampum for my spirit captures. He say that all chiefs gather each day at their sacred place. He say go to sacred place and pray to great webchiefs to give heap big wampum for spirit captures.

I follow trail for many moons to arrive at sacred webchiefs circle. I pray to webchiefs this day to give heap big wampum and I will give spirit captures.
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Old 11-06-2005   #2
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Is this Undereducated Male-Pretending-to-be-a-Stupid-Female Anon Week at Oprano?

Who sent out the invitations? Where is Newt?
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Old 11-06-2005   #3
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don´t we must have made it to a wannabe list somewhere...


sooo... it is buffalo_fucking_woman

sounds kind of kinky huh
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Old 11-06-2005   #4
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I believe this is an entry in our soon-to-be announced "Sarcastic Parody Contest."



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Old 11-06-2005   #5
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I believe this is an entry in our soon-to-be announced "Sarcastic Parody Contest."



My father, Big Chief Muckymuck say you pretty sharp cookie
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Old 11-06-2005   #6
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My father, Big Chief Muckymuck say you pretty sharp cookie
Are you related to Two-Dogs-Fucking?
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Great another winner!!!!
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I believe this is an entry in our soon-to-be announced "Sarcastic Parody Contest."



If this keeps up we'll have to limit the entries.
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My father, Big Chief Muckymuck say you pretty sharp cookie
Ah! You're *his* daughter! What a delightful man he is. I met him once a long time ago. He gave great...er...wisdom. Yes. I was most impressed with his huge...amount of wisdom.

Please give him my best. Oh, wait. I already did that. Uh...tell him that I said hello, please. I'll always remember South Dakota in the spring....
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