I'm stuck on you....

sarettah · 11-02-2005

Now, this is paybacks

http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/...56/detail.html

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Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

voodooman · 11-02-2005

Thats ridiculous. And the women think that the MEN are the sadistic ones.

Red · 11-02-2005

that's one hell of a payback.
She's saying it was consentual. I think she might have trouble getting the jury to believe that. Even if it was, we know the strange things people into pain will do, but the average person doesn't and couldn't conceive of a man wanting that done to himself.

Dravyk · 11-03-2005

You know the saying of "Don't have sex with anyone crazier than yourself." Well, I've broken that rule twice. Both times the women seemed normal before and during ... It was afterwards I found out.

For instance, this one divorcee regaled me with a tale of how when she found her husband (at the time) cheated on her, she waited six months later and while they were both naked in bed and him asleep, she would keep pulling a hair out of his balls. He would wake up with a WTF? in an instant and grab his balls. She would turn over as though awakened by him from her sleep.

He would say, shit, it's like some weird pain going through my balls. She would start putting into his mind ideas about testicle cancer, prostrate cancer, or how she read about weird pains and men having to have their balls cut off.

Ok, so two things we learned from this. First, I dumped her not long after. (Trust me, it wasn't the only story she shared with me. Oh yeah, and she had a license for a gun and lots of buddies at the NYPD.)

The most important thing is, as said above, women know a level of cruelty, mind trips and evil that men would never conceive of nor even commit.

TheEnforcer · 11-03-2005

Yikes.. that's pretty scary!!

Funbrunette · 11-03-2005

Eek! Ok that's a bit EXTREME

Carrie · 11-03-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

The most important thing is, as said above, women know a level of cruelty, mind trips and evil that men would never conceive of nor even commit.

It's a gift.

sarettah · 11-03-2005

Sam Kinison to brand new girlfriend: You aren't going to hurt me like the others did are you ?

Girlfriend to Sam: Oh no sweetie, I would never hurt you like that......(pause)

Girlfriend continued: I am going to introduce you to a whole new level of pain. (Then reaches into his chest, rips his heart out and proceeds to eat it in front of him)

Dravyk · 11-03-2005

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Originally Posted by Carrie

It's a gift.

Where's the returns department?

Carrie · 11-04-2005

You can't enter the returns department until you've met three conditions:
1 - You must be at least 40
2 - You must be divorced at least once
3 - You must have a shiny new (preferably red and convertible) sports car

At that point you can get a much younger, giggly replacement who is not yet skilled in the finesse of mind games, thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and will let you blow your wad all over her face without complaint. Free exchanges anytime.
Don't expect any deep, meaningful conversation though.

Dravyk · 11-04-2005

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Originally Posted by Carrie

Don't expect any deep, meaningful conversation though.

What guy would want any?

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voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Re: I'm stuck on you.... Thats ridiculous. And the women think that the MEN are the sadistic ones.

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Carrie Eternal Newbie Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Inside your monitor Posts: 2,850	Re: I'm stuck on you.... You can't enter the returns department until you've met three conditions: 1 - You must be at least 40 2 - You must be divorced at least once 3 - You must have a shiny new (preferably red and convertible) sports car At that point you can get a much younger, giggly replacement who is not yet skilled in the finesse of mind games, thinks you're the best thing since sliced bread, and will let you blow your wad all over her face without complaint. Free exchanges anytime. Don't expect any deep, meaningful conversation though.