:)

Winetalk.com · 10-28-2005

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that
the
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
offend
you."

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old

as

I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see

and

hear
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

say

or
ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you
have
to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"

"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker
blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm

married

and
I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween
party."

Newton · 10-28-2005

ahahahahahah

MorganGrayson · 10-28-2005

That one is going out in one of those emails I rarely send!

Nickatilynx · 10-28-2005

ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Trev · 10-28-2005

hahahahaha

TheEnforcer · 10-28-2005

LOL.. good one Serge

Dravyk · 10-28-2005

Love it!!

LadyMischief · 10-29-2005

Bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha that one's great, Serge

spideriux · 10-29-2005

hahaha

Red · 10-29-2005

Good one Serge. I'll be sharing that.

voodooman · 10-29-2005

hahaha, that was a good'en Serge.

10-28-2005	#3
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10-28-2005	#4
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10-28-2005	#1
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	:) A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

10-28-2005	#2
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LadyMischief I like it squishy and wierd. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 942	Re: :) Bwahahahhahahahahahahhaha that one's great, Serge __________________ Affiliate Marketing Manager - Homegrowncash www.homegrowncash.com

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10-29-2005	#10
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10-29-2005	#11
voodooman Members Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,695	Re: :) hahaha, that was a good'en Serge.