When bad ideas turn into patents...

[Dravyk]

Originally Posted by selena

As a ex 'tender of many years, I have to tell you that any beer goddess worth her salt is going to offer you a new drink when you get down to about the inch mark.

She will also make constant visual sweeps of the bar, and not only will have an eagle eye for all movements that indicate reaching for the wallet, she will have her ear finely tuned for the sound of two bills rubbing together.

Hmm. Maybe I'll hire you as my own private 'tender.


I sit down at a bar. Guy behind the counter asks "Want a drink?"

"Nope, sorry. I brought my own." I reply.

You nudge him out of the way and ask "Want a drink?"


Ah, one can have one's fantasy's now.