I am shitless....and a prisoner in my own home.

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Squishy

The last time I had a scoping, it was for my stomach. They used some light weight stuff, just enought to barely put me out. When they woke me up, I jumped up, and, according to my mother who was with me, said to the doc, "Jesus! Is that all you got? That didn't even fuck me up more than 2 bong hits! Where is the nearest Chinese resteraunt?"

My mom was not amused, but the Doctor was rolling on the floor.

Ah yes, Squishy. The endoscopy. The stuff they gave me didn't touch me at all. It was...unpleasant. When they did the "lie here and wait until it wears off before you leave" *I* got unpleasant, snarled "wait until WHAT wears off?" and got out of there.