Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends

Red · 09-20-2005

I felt we should kick off the new look of Oprano with a contest. Now, since it is MY contest, it's going to involve some literary skills.

Oh, stop groaning, spelling won't count and you only need to write a paragraph or so.

One paragraph, spelling doesn’t count, easy enough, right?

Oh, there is one teensy weensy rule. You must use as many smilies, instead of words, as you can to express yourself.

The contest will last from today through Saturday 9/24

I have begged..uh no, threatened...uh uh...bribed...uhmmm...Morgan has graciously volunteered to judge the entries with me. In the event of a tie, we will turn to the wisdom of our own Solomon and fearless leader, Nick, for a decision.

There will be 4 categories judged:

1. The best story not using any smilies that will make Morgan throw up. You would think a woman who makes her living writing smut would be able to handle these...and you'd be wrong.

2. Initiation for the new mod on the block. That's right, this is for the best story that makes the most brutal fun of Dravyk. I’m sorry Dravyk. I know you don’t know me well, but I’m sure putting you through this will make us just the very best of friends.

3. The story that best seduces the judges. Yes, here is your chance to turn on the women that write the words that make the whole web schwiiing.

4. The most creative story without a category to guide you. This is for those of you who have trouble with following guidelines. Just let your creativity flow.

What's that? You ask. You want prizes? Ah well, I guess it would be too much to ask that you would want to do it just for the literary challenge, so there will be prizes.

From Exclusive Content - a $50 gift certificate to get some of their excellent images.

From TopBucks - One week's worth of traffic from their #1 exit console.

From Homegrown Cash - One month of homegrown content feeds

From Written Temptations - 2 story packs. One from Morgan and one from myself.

From the Oprano Newbie Webmaster Board's TGP Project - a $25 Amazon gift certificate.

From Oprano - each applicant will receive a limited edition, collector’s item. An Oprano mafia tee shirt.

Attention Mods: You, on the other hand, if you choose to play, will do it just for the literary challenge.

I want to thank our advertisers that have generously donated these fantastic prizes.

Opranauts are intelligent, witty and extremely clever. So get out there and get those creative juices flowing. I know you will make me proud.

Red · 09-20-2005

Oops, I almost forgot. Please post all entries in this thread.

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

this contest is

by

for

and I don't need your

May I have

instead of

?

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Looks like serge won LOL

Dravyk · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

2. Initiation for the new mod on the block. That's right, this is for the best story that makes the most brutal fun of Dravyk. I’m sorry Dravyk. I know you don’t know me well, but I’m sure putting you through this will make us just the very best of friends.

Ya wanna bet?

Winetalk.com · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Looks like serge won LOL

DrGuile · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

Attention Mods: You, on the other hand, if you choose to play, will do it just for the literary challenge.

Oooh... you just ruled out half the board... and according to a recent survey, the mods here really need those prizes to eat...

Here's an entry for you:

"I hear Dravyk is canadian."

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

I felt we should kick off the new look of Oprano with a contest. Now, since it is MY contest, it's going to involve some literary skills.

Oh, stop groaning, spelling won't count and you only need to write a paragraph or so.

One paragraph, spelling doesn’t count, easy enough, right?

Oh, there is one teensy weensy rule. You must use as many smilies, instead of words, as you can to express yourself.

The contest will last from today through Saturday 9/24

I have begged..uh no, threatened...uh uh...bribed...uhmmm...Morgan has graciously volunteered to judge the entries with me. In the event of a tie, we will turn to the wisdom of our own Solomon and fearless leader, Nick, for a decision.

There will be 4 categories judged:

1. The best story not using any smilies that will make Morgan throw up. You would think a woman who makes her living writing smut would be able to handle these...and you'd be wrong.

2. Initiation for the new mod on the block. That's right, this is for the best story that makes the most brutal fun of Dravyk. I’m sorry Dravyk. I know you don’t know me well, but I’m sure putting you through this will make us just the very best of friends.

3. The story that best seduces the judges. Yes, here is your chance to turn on the women that write the words that make the whole web schwiiing.

4. The most creative story without a category to guide you. This is for those of you who have trouble with following guidelines. Just let your creativity flow.

What's that? You ask. You want prizes? Ah well, I guess it would be too much to ask that you would want to do it just for the literary challenge, so there will be prizes.

From Exclusive Content - a $50 gift certificate to get some of their excellent images.

From TopBucks - One week's worth of traffic from their #1 exit console.

From Homegrown Cash - One month of homegrown content feeds

From Written Temptations - 2 story packs. One from Morgan and one from myself.

From the Oprano Newbie Webmaster Board's TGP Project - a $25 Amazon gift certificate.

From Oprano - each applicant will receive a limited edition, collector’s item. An Oprano mafia tee shirt.

Attention Mods: You, on the other hand, if you choose to play, will do it just for the literary challenge.

I want to thank our advertisers that have generously donated these fantastic prizes.

Opranauts are intelligent, witty and extremely clever. So get out there and get those creative juices flowing. I know you will make me proud.

smartassness aside...its a nice prize

Sabby · 09-20-2005

I still havent figured out how to post a smilie on the new board!

Where are they?

Sabby

Nickatilynx · 09-20-2005

Hit "post reply"

Sabby · 09-20-2005

Yeah I did. Wheres the smilies?

Sabby

TheEnforcer · 09-20-2005

They should be just to the right of where you write your reply with a little link at the bottom of the box that says "more" that you can click on to bring up a seperate window that has em all. I am guessing since you don't appear to see that that you might have smileys turned off in your settings for your account.

Newton · 09-20-2005

Nice job Red and some sweet prizes ... It could even be about any webmaster that has crossed your path and left you with a bitter taste in your mouth ..

Sabby · 09-20-2005

Okay some nice person turned them on for me.

Oh cool my boobies are here! (This smilie is even named after me on Netpond, LOL)

Sabby

MorganGrayson · 09-20-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ya wanna bet?

Pssst....Drav!
Writer that you are, the ability to say "Vengeance is MINE!" is completely within your grasp! The only prize you'll get is the ability to say "TAKE THAT!!" but that can sometimes be *more* than enough!

DrGuile...one of my absolutely favorite movies is "Vertical Limit." I've seen it a dozen times at least. I hope I'm quoting this correctly, but if not, you'll get the gist.

Skip Taylor: "She's French Canadian. Sometimes she's Canadian and can be quite pleasant. Today she's obviously French."

That line reminds me so much of you. Not necessarily because of the "Candian/French" bit, but because you can't seem to decide whether you're a nice guy or not. That's always fascinated me.

Sure, I won money in a contest sponsored by MacDaddy Bucks. I'm not an employee of MacDaddy Bucks. You really should work harder on getting over it. Old news.

XXXPhoto · 09-21-2005

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~fin

Sin · 09-21-2005

I have a full out story but it won't let me post it due to the following...:

You have included too many images in your signature or in your previous post. Please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

Images include use of smilies, the vB code [img] tag and HTML tags. The use of these is all subject to them being enabled by the administrator.

Trev · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin

I have a full out story but it won't let me post it due to the following...:

You have included too many images in your signature or in your previous post. Please go back and correct the problem and then continue again.

Images include use of smilies, the vB code [img] tag and HTML tags. The use of these is all subject to them being enabled by the administrator.

You should be able to post it now.

Sin · 09-21-2005

One day

was feeling

so

had a

to try make

again.

Part of the reason

was feeling

was because

was single.

really needed some

but

preferred to hang out at home andd

...largely because

was very

and

were friends with

however, and the

duo, when together, was pure

and

decided that to make

again, that

needed to stop

, have a few

, get

...and get a

by having a

that ended up

To be sure that they got

a

at the very least,

and

made sure they invited a wide variety to the

Friendly

types, drop dead gorgeous

types,

and

types, demanding

types,

and

types,

s and

&

and

types.

The

was

but

and

because now

was

Luckily

,

&

,

&

,

and

were happy to

and

Had an

...They all had held a little

for

at some point or another, so they had an orgy

was

again, ...even

.

and

were left

and

before they joined in.

From that point on,

was the

of

Sin · 09-21-2005

lame I need to edit it apparently, the party smiley isn't working

Sin · 09-21-2005

Or if someone can please fix it so that the party* smiley doesn't conflict with the : p smiley...

Trev · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin

lame I need to edit it apparently, the party smiley isn't working

Let me take a look at it.

Sin · 09-21-2005

YAY thank you Trev!!!!

Trev · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sin

YAY thank you Trev!!!!

No problem.

Newton · 09-21-2005

Looking for a lobster smilie, a scat smilie and a tranny smilie now ...

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Newton

Looking for a lobster smilie, a scat smilie and a tranny smilie now ...

Good luck on the latter two.

Btw, there are two emoticons named "butt", the human and the monkey, and so it defaults to the monkey all the time. Suggest making one of them "butt2".

Sin · 09-21-2005

I vote yes for that too Dravyk ...there are not supposed to be any monkeys in my story damnit!

Trev · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Good luck on the latter two.

Btw, there are two emoticons named "butt", the human and the monkey, and so it defaults to the monkey all the time. Suggest making one of them "butt2".

Done

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

Thanks, Trev!

Hmmm. You know, when you have the power to influence the changing of a 16 pixel graphic from a naked monkey shaking his butt to a naked guy shaking his butt, that your entire life hasn't been wasted.

Trev · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Thanks, Trev!

Hmmm. You know, when you have the power to influence the changing of a 16 pixel graphic from a naked monkey shaking his butt to a naked guy shaking his butt, that your entire life hasn't been wasted.

Use that power wisely ya hear

Dravyk · 09-21-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trev

Use that power wisely ya hear

The pressure. The pressure!

spideriux · 09-22-2005

wow nice contest

Red · 09-25-2005

Since I've been away for most of the weekend, I've decided to extend this contest until Tuesday. This will give it one full week.

So I'm giving you all another shot. This board is full of intelligent and witty people, so lets see some of it.
I've got lots of prizes to give away.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

Nickatilynx · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

author!!! Author!! Bravo!!!

TheEnforcer · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

Ahahahahahahaha...

Good one!!

Dravyk · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep.

My Entry:

was feeling rather

so he decided to

to a club and

on the dance floor. After a few

he got up the nerve to ask

to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they

all night and at the end of the evening

invited him up for

. Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance"

so

went home with

instead.

ended up

home by himself to

. He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

I agree! Excellent!

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

*bow* Thank you, thank you. Insomnia + Smilies = Fun!

This contest kicked ass. How many times can we enter?

Trev · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReighlynnRaine

*bow* Thank you, thank you. Insomnia + Smilies = Fun!

This contest kicked ass. How many times can we enter?

We'll need a ruling from Red on that one, but I'd say as many times as you want.

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Awesome. And even if they can't be legal entries they're still fun to do.

Red · 09-26-2005

You may enter as many times as you wish.

MorganGrayson · 09-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

Since I've been away for most of the weekend, I've decided to extend this contest until Tuesday. This will give it one full week.

So I'm giving you all another shot. This board is full of intelligent and witty people, so lets see some of it.
I've got lots of prizes to give away.

*bump*

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Red: Yay!!

ReighlynnRaine · 09-26-2005

Another entry. Still no sleep so here goes...

Once upon a time there was a

who kept his

daughter locked in a tower. She was a bit of a

so he hired

,

and

to gaurd it. A nearby

heard of the sluttly little princess so he hired some

to capture her. The

began to

all the gaurds and rescue the princess. Once inside the

found out that the

had been replaced by

who promply

him for entering the tower.

liked it so much he decided to stay in the tower and be

for the rest of his days. The End.

And even though it has no place in the story every entry should have

in it because it makes me giggle.

MorganGrayson · 09-26-2005

lived alone except for his

and

. They kept

company while he

. The occasional

to online friends was nice and broke up his day. Other than that,

didn't do much. His best friend,

, thought it was

.

decided that

needed to get out and

and

. First,

said "

." Then he tried to

. But

was a

who wasn't going to let

stay

.

and decided to

into going out.

and

went out to

.

arranged for

to meet

.

went

. "Oops,"

thought. He called

.

met her and

.

some more, and finally called

who owned a

,

and was a

. (

thought she was

but he was

.)

met

and

.

and

. Then they

. It was obvious they

.

was exhausted, so he went and had a

from

to reward himself.

Newton · 09-27-2005

Absolute class

gigi · 09-27-2005

Cast:

= Red

= Morgan

= Dravyk

:devilguy1 = Nick

= MikeAI

= Sabby

= Serge

= Anthony

= Vick

********

:devilguy1 hired

to join the Oprano Mod team.

and

were thrilled to have

join the Oprano team; finally a

gopher they could

and amuse themselves with!

to

and

noticed them

.

said, "Whatcha

at?"

and

told

that they were just thinking about having a

with

and how

that would be because

wouldn't know what to do with

!

piped in and said, "Besides,

doesn't have my long hair. There's no way he could possibly be as good as me in

!"

chimed in, "And he's a

liberal for gawd sake! Lazy damn liberals wouldn't stand long enough for a

!"

added, "With the muscles

has, he'll be lucky to have the energy to even

all night long!"

suggested that

some wine and

a

would be more fun than having a

with

.

just

and

her tits.

was

. He felt like he was just

.

and

felt bad for

and decided to make

feel better.

started

a wig for

. "That takes care of the hair problem."

thought to herself.

taught

to

and be a true republican. No more

for

.

then got

to start

and build up that stamina.

Finally,

got a bottle of wine and she and

and

.

Instead of a

,

and

got

and they ended up in

together. They

and

all night long.

Surprisingly,

now had hair like

, republican intellect like

, strength like

, and wit like

.

Unfortunately,

also had

like

.

The moral of the story is, you can imitate anyone, but, once a

, always a

.

Newton · 09-27-2005

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless ...

Trev · 09-27-2005

gigi,

09-20-2005	#2
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Oops, I almost forgot. Please post all entries in this thread. __________________

09-20-2005	#3
Winetalk.com Prostate Examiner I quoff fine wine at corkd.com Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: good 'ole USA Posts: 21,018	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends this contest is by for and I don't need your May I have instead of ? __________________ why dogs sniff each other butts?

09-20-2005	#4
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Looks like serge won LOL

09-20-2005	#9
Sabby GOLD DIGGER Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,421	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends I still havent figured out how to post a smilie on the new board! Where are they? Sabby

09-20-2005	#10
Nickatilynx Banned Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver Canada Posts: 15,115	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Hit "post reply"

09-20-2005	#1
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends I felt we should kick off the new look of Oprano with a contest. Now, since it is MY contest, it's going to involve some literary skills. Oh, stop groaning, spelling won't count and you only need to write a paragraph or so. One paragraph, spelling doesn’t count, easy enough, right? Oh, there is one teensy weensy rule. You must use as many smilies, instead of words, as you can to express yourself. The contest will last from today through Saturday 9/24 I have begged..uh no, threatened...uh uh...bribed...uhmmm...Morgan has graciously volunteered to judge the entries with me. In the event of a tie, we will turn to the wisdom of our own Solomon and fearless leader, Nick, for a decision. There will be 4 categories judged: 1. The best story not using any smilies that will make Morgan throw up. You would think a woman who makes her living writing smut would be able to handle these...and you'd be wrong. 2. Initiation for the new mod on the block. That's right, this is for the best story that makes the most brutal fun of Dravyk. I’m sorry Dravyk. I know you don’t know me well, but I’m sure putting you through this will make us just the very best of friends. 3. The story that best seduces the judges. Yes, here is your chance to turn on the women that write the words that make the whole web schwiiing. 4. The most creative story without a category to guide you. This is for those of you who have trouble with following guidelines. Just let your creativity flow. What's that? You ask. You want prizes? Ah well, I guess it would be too much to ask that you would want to do it just for the literary challenge, so there will be prizes. From Exclusive Content - a $50 gift certificate to get some of their excellent images. From TopBucks - One week's worth of traffic from their #1 exit console. From Homegrown Cash - One month of homegrown content feeds From Written Temptations - 2 story packs. One from Morgan and one from myself. From the Oprano Newbie Webmaster Board's TGP Project - a $25 Amazon gift certificate. From Oprano - each applicant will receive a limited edition, collector’s item. An Oprano mafia tee shirt. Attention Mods: You, on the other hand, if you choose to play, will do it just for the literary challenge. I want to thank our advertisers that have generously donated these fantastic prizes. Opranauts are intelligent, witty and extremely clever. So get out there and get those creative juices flowing. I know you will make me proud. __________________

09-20-2005	#12
TheEnforcer Scored VIP to Anton's Piss Tank Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 8,781	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends They should be just to the right of where you write your reply with a little link at the bottom of the box that says "more" that you can click on to bring up a seperate window that has em all. I am guessing since you don't appear to see that that you might have smileys turned off in your settings for your account.

09-20-2005	#13
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Nice job Red and some sweet prizes ... It could even be about any webmaster that has crossed your path and left you with a bitter taste in your mouth .. __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

09-21-2005	#18
Sin My program is online. 90 days to MILLIONS! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 1,278	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends I have a full out story but it won't let me post it due to the following...: You have included too many images in your signature or in your previous post. Please go back and correct the problem and then continue again. Images include use of smilies, the vB code [img] tag and HTML tags. The use of these is all subject to them being enabled by the administrator. __________________ The new way to sell your Exclusive Video!!

09-21-2005	#30
Dravyk Easy Like Sunday Morning Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Behind a couch, somewhere in Philly Posts: 7,628	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Thanks, Trev! Hmmm. You know, when you have the power to influence the changing of a 16 pixel graphic from a naked monkey shaking his butt to a naked guy shaking his butt, that your entire life hasn't been wasted. __________________ All Of 'Em Mainstream Webmasters New: WebmasterConventions.com

09-22-2005	#33
spideriux On InterPol's Wanted List Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Lithuania Posts: 121	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends wow nice contest

09-25-2005	#34
Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Since I've been away for most of the weekend, I've decided to extend this contest until Tuesday. This will give it one full week. So I'm giving you all another shot. This board is full of intelligent and witty people, so lets see some of it. I've got lots of prizes to give away. __________________

09-26-2005	#35
ReighlynnRaine Punk Rock Porn Queen Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: California Posts: 548	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Bear in mind that it's late and I've had waaaaay to much soda pop and not enough sleep. My Entry: was feeling rather so he decided to to a club and on the dance floor. After a few he got up the nerve to ask to dance. Why she was knitting at a dance club, no one knows. So they all night and at the end of the evening invited him up for . Like a jackass he did the "I'm gonna score dance" so went home with instead. ended up home by himself to . He learned never to do the "I'm gonna score dance" again.

09-26-2005	#46
MorganGrayson None $100 for every ImLive sign-up Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 4,321	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends lived alone except for his and . They kept company while he . The occasional to online friends was nice and broke up his day. Other than that, didn't do much. His best friend, , thought it was . decided that needed to get out and and . First, said "." Then he tried to . But was a who wasn't going to let stay . and decided to into going out. and went out to . arranged for to meet . went . "Oops," thought. He called . met her and . some more, and finally called who owned a , and was a . ( thought she was but he was .) met and . and and . Then they . It was obvious they . was exhausted, so he went and had a from to reward himself.

09-27-2005	#47
Newton It's always business, never personal! The POWER of radio Oprano Radio Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: On a golf course Posts: 4,916	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends Absolute class __________________ Poser Bush in a mix-up over his hi-tech gizmo - ICLOD

09-27-2005	#48
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09-27-2005	#50
Trev Cunty Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 10,150	Re: Oprano Contest - Win Prizes - Impress Your Friends gigi, __________________ Sucks to be you.