Inventor fuels car with dead cats

Red · 09-14-2005

BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats.

Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel.

"I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem."

The Web site of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a liter, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now.

Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-liter (11 gallon) tank.

But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal.

"There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?"

"We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said.

That's just not right.

XxXotic · 09-14-2005

/me shakes head

Squishy · 09-14-2005

I would not in the least mind putting some of my neighbors into the ol' Camry...I like kitties, tho.

People=Fuel
Kitties=Cute

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Nickatilynx · 09-14-2005

I used to judge cars on how much pussy per mile they got me...but not in that way.

JR · 09-14-2005

shouldn't be long now!

Carrie · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

I used to judge cars on how much pussy per mile they got me...but not in that way.

*slams head on desk*

Dravyk · 09-15-2005

Ok, I know I'm not the only one thinking this ...

Why the Germans? Bad enough if anyone else thought of this ... but ... dead bodies (albeit, cats) for fuel?!

Tell me no one else read the story and Dr. Mengela didn't spring quickly to mind?!

Sheeeesh!

Winetalk.com · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

That's just not right.

you can say that again, sistah!

If he used LIVE cats, he'd get a better milage

Winetalk.com · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dravyk

Ok, I know I'm not the only one thinking this ...

Why the Germans? Bad enough if anyone else thought of this ... but ... dead bodies (albeit, cats) for fuel?!

Tell me no one else read the story and Dr. Mengela didn't spring quickly to mind?!

Sheeeesh!

Drav. c'mon!

What do you think OIL is?

do DEAD bodies of dinosours come to mind?

Dravyk · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

Drav. c'mon!

What do you think OIL is?

do DEAD bodies of dinosours come to mind?

I thought dead cats were for only food, not fuel.

Can't eat a dead dino. Only Fred Flintstone can do that.

slavdogg · 09-15-2005

hahaha thats funny

i actually show some news today,
Dude in Bay Area made his diesel car run on Soy oil
imagine putting Tofu in your car

Winetalk.com · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg

hahaha thats funny

i actually show some news today,
Dude in Bay Area made his diesel car run on Soy oil
imagine putting Tofu in your car

I'd rather put it in the car than on my plate

Ace-imlive · 09-15-2005

go figure that german?

jackson · 09-15-2005

thats kind of fucked up you know someone is gonna bitch that they are mis handling dead animal carcases

Nickatilynx · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carrie

*slams head on desk*

What????!!!

Drive a Rolls Corniche , Ferarri , Porsche , Mercedes SL600 , a Viper, a prowler and you'll soon find out what car gets the most and what type of pussy. :-)))

It scientific.

Absolute worst feedback I ever got...

Parked my Bentley outside the office.Group of admirers looking at it and one twat says "Is that some form of kit car?"

Fucking philistines!

Red · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

I'd rather put it in the car than on my plate

Tofu belongs anywhere other than on one's plate.

Nickatilynx · 09-15-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red

Tofu belongs anywhere other that on one's plate.

I thought that til a chinese friend gave me Spicy hot deep fried tofu at dum sum.

It is really really good.

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Red Dreaming of a Cowboy Hat like Max Hardcore Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,812	Inventor fuels car with dead cats BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- A German inventor has angered animal rights activists with his answer to fighting the soaring cost of fuel -- dead cats. Christian Koch, 55, from the eastern county of Saxony, told Bild newspaper that his organic diesel fuel -- a homemade blend of garbage, run-over cats and other ingredients -- is a proven alternative to normal consumer diesel. "I drive my normal diesel-powered car with this mixture," Koch said. "I have gone 170,000 km (106,000 miles) without a problem." The Web site of Koch's firm, "Alphakat GmbH", says his patented "KDV 500" machine can produce what he calls the "bio-diesel" fuel at about 23 euro cents (30 cents) a liter, which is about one-fifth the price at petrol stations now. Koch said around 20 dead cats added into the mix could help produce enough fuel to fill up a 50-liter (11 gallon) tank. But the president of the German Society for the Protection of Animals, Wolfgang Apel, said using dead cats for fuel was illegal. "There's no danger for cats and dogs in Germany because this practice is outlawed in Germany," Apel told Bild on Wednesday in a story entitled "Can you really make fuel out of cats?" "We're going to keep an eye on this case," Apel said. That's just not right. __________________

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