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Old 09-12-2005   #1
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Default Joesho fails to deliver, so

I have to post it myself

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Erm... each to their own...



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Old 09-12-2005   #3
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admit you just can't handle LOTS of real woman!
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Nice cow, will you be getting some goats too?
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NOW we're talking Anyone want to see that in person, call me!!
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I guess you're right, plus I've got brittle bones
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NOW we're talking Anyone want to see that in person, call me!!

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Baby got BACK.




And front... and sides... and...
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More cushion for the pushing ..
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I didn't wan this croissant anyway...
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Now if Tampa Bay had her as the entire offensive line this might be a good season.....

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Now if Tampa Bay had her as the entire offensive line this might be a good season.....

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LOL ahahahahahahahah

She is certainly offensive and probably has done a few lines and should do some more.
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i'd date her, no fancy dinners to pay for, just buffets, and that new trampoline I want? no longer necessary.
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I'd hit it.
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Damn that is a BIG ass, I have to admit though it sorta turned me on .......
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Nothing wrong with a little BBW in the morning :P
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I've had too many BBW sites convert to doubt for a second that lady stiffens a lot of dicks.

More power to ya, POTD model!
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I've had too many BBW sites convert to doubt for a second that lady stiffens a lot of dicks.

More power to ya, POTD model!

MG, let the truth be known...
only 80% of men prefer BBW...and 10% VERY LARGE BBBW!
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MG, let the truth be known...
only 80% of men prefer BBW...and 10% VERY LARGE BBBW!
Being a female of what my wonderful - and Russian, by the way! - doctor calls "generous dimentions," I am aware of the fondness many men have for women who do not look like centerfolds.

I used to do phone sex, by the way, so if you ever have time to kill....
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I'd call her " moped"

Fun to ride til your friends see you
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NOW we're talking Anyone want to see that in person, call me!!
Peaches? You're black??? You never told me that...the things you think you know about someone...
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Peaches? You're black??? You never told me that...the things you think you know about someone...
I can become quite tan!
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Being a female of what my wonderful - and Russian, by the way! - doctor calls "generous dimentions," I am aware of the fondness many men have for women who do not look like centerfolds.

I used to do phone sex, by the way, so if you ever have time to kill....

I do! I dooo!!!!

your number or mine????
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I'd call her " moped"

Fun to ride til your friends see you
this si almost word for word what LL said!


she is a fun ride but not a keeper
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You know full well with my tiny penis I'd never even get close!!!

"Is it in?"
"In??? I finished 10 mins ago!!"
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I do! I dooo!!!!

your number or mine????
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Gee...let's think...who's going to be paying for the call? Hmmm...this is a tough one...

One of my favorite (I have many) phone sex stories: Sometimes guys are a little nervous when they first call and ask a question like "what can we talk about?" I was in a mood, so I chuckled and said "anything you want: the weather, politics, sports"

He picked sports.

Paid $3.99 a minute to talk to me about the Chargers.

He also became a regular client.

Men are cool.
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I'd call her " moped"

Fun to ride til your friends see you
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I am SO selling my 'ped.

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We've apparently gone from Earl Miller to Barney Miller.
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We've apparently gone from Earl Miller to Barney Miller.
Where do we go next...Arthur Miller or Dennis Miller?
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from Dennis Miller to Miller Light?
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from miller light to (what the hell was that ice wine called again ? ) that was soome good stuff.
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ThrobX,
the quote is incorrect.

The original is:
"What doesn't destroy us makes us stronger"

not "kill"
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Joesho,
WHY do you think I asked you for big T&A pics?

I knew it's a winner, not your glamour shots


This is like Playboy 20 years ago...every church goer pretended it hadn't existed,
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ThrobX,
the quote is incorrect.

The original is:
"What doesn't destroy us makes us stronger"

not "kill"
You score points for accuracy, but in this case, I think "kill" is more apropos.
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darn! I thought I am the only one here who speaks French


don't give me too much credit, I used to say "kill" myself, but just recently we watched the movie about last days of Hitler and the quote was there with exact same CORRECTION brought by one of the charecters
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I'd call her " moped"

Fun to ride til your friends see you
I'd say she has somewhere handy to park your moped.
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WHY do you think I asked you for big T&A pics?

I knew it's a winner, not your glamour shots


This is like Playboy 20 years ago...every church goer pretended it hadn't existed,
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BBW is a growing market for sure.
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