Can we have a day without mentioning my balls?

Dravyk · 09-10-2005

Joe, I'm gonna come down to Panama slap you silly now for making that other thread!!

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Joe, I'm gonna come down to Panama slap you silly now for making that other thread!!

Ummm...pssst..."slap silly" is not an image you want to slip into a "balls" thread.

I want the mental image of Joe getting even with you OUT of my head!

Dravyk · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Ummm...pssst..."slap silly" is not an image you want to slip into a "balls" thread.

I want the mental image of Joe getting even with you OUT of my head!

Even with me?!?!

Btw, don't ever say "head" in a balls thread.

XxXotic · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Ummm...pssst..."slap silly" is not an image you want to slip into a "balls" thread.

I want the mental image of Joe getting even with you OUT of my head!

unless he's slapping Joe silly WITH his balls! in which case we'd need some hi-def video

Newton · 09-10-2005

Teabaggers

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Even with me?!?!

Btw, don't ever say "head" in a balls thread.

OK...according to my calculations, you take the points on that one!!!!

(I almost said "ahead on points" and yanked it back just in time!)

LadyMischief · 09-10-2005

Aren't your twins feeling the love? I'd offer the shave them for you, but I'm feeling a bit shaky today.

Carrie · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

and yanked it back just in time!

There you go again!

JoesHO · 09-10-2005

slapping balls only happens to the old I hear ....

XxXotic · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

slapping balls only happens to the old I hear ....

if yer balls haven't dropped by now....

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Carrie

There you go again!

*putting my head down on my desk*

Nice catch, Carrie! I do believe that *you* are now leading on points!

*checking that line for any possible innuendo...hmmm...thinking this one is safe*

JoesHO · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

if yer balls haven't dropped by now....

oh yeah i almost 40 and those fuckers drag the toilet water

XxXotic · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

oh yeah i almost 40 and those fuckers drag the toilet water

kerplunk

Dravyk · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

oh yeah i almost 40 and those fuckers drag the toilet water

Walking on your nuts when you get out of the shower must really hurt.

Dravyk · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

Aren't your twins feeling the love? I'd offer the shave them for you, but I'm feeling a bit shaky today.

Well, you can always pet them.

LadyMischief · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Well, you can always pet them.

damn and here I was going to ask if I could borrow your worry ball. ;(

JoesHO · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

Walking on your nuts when you get out of the shower must really hurt.

Man does it ever, good thing I shave them so I dont pull my hair too in the process!

XxXotic · 09-10-2005

this thread has gone horribly awry

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

this thread has gone horribly awry

Actually, in order for a thread like this to go "awry," we'd need to drift into an intelligent discussion of historical import...or something like that.

This one started weird and stayed that way.

Dravyk · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by XxXotic

this thread has gone horribly awry

Yes, much rye wit abounds.

Dravyk · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief

damn and here I was going to ask if I could borrow your worry ball. ;(

Worry ball? Only worry I have is someone putting a razor to one!

Dravyk · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Actually, in order for a thread like this to go "awry," we'd need to drift into an intelligent discussion of historical import...or something like that.

This one started weird and stayed that way.

And you'll notice, it's the only thread in Oprano history to stay ON topic!

XxXotic · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Actually, in order for a thread like this to go "awry," we'd need to drift into an intelligent discussion of historical import...or something like that.

This one started weird and stayed that way.

anything involving joes balls and toilet water qualies as "awry" in my book

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

And you'll notice, it's the only thread in Oprano history to stay ON topic!

This is true.

Let's review: the only thread in Oprano history to stay on topic is one involving Dravyk's balls.

I guess it *is* something to be proud of...but I don't know how the hell you'd work it into a conversation.

Is this really the sort of thing you can bring up when you and the guys are down at the bar hoistin' a few?

Do guys talk about their balls when they're together?

This damned thread topic is the message board version of glue!! No matter what...you're stuck in it!!

JoesHO · 09-10-2005

Dravyk do yours shape like a football or a golf ball ? hang to the left or to the right ?

MorganGrayson · 09-10-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Dravyk do yours shape like a football or a golf ball ? hang to the left or to the right ?

Joe...it would be "are yours shaped." As that sentence stands, "shape" is a verb, which causes the mental image of...well, let's say the original starred Steve McQueen.

Dravyk · 09-11-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Dravyk do yours shape like a football or a golf ball ? hang to the left or to the right ?

Getting a tad personal are we?

Gee, with so much interest I think I'll be starting a newsletter with paid subscriptions. Just go to dravyksballs.com and sign up, Joe.

Dravyk · 09-11-2005

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Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

Let's review: the only thread in Oprano history to stay on topic is one involving Dravyk's balls.

...but I don't know how the hell you'd work it into a conversation.

How about ...

"Didja know my balls are hanging by a thread?"

pushpills · 09-11-2005

we could, but who would want to?

not me.....

MorganGrayson · 09-11-2005

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Originally Posted by Dravyk

How about ...

"Didja know my balls are hanging by a thread?"

Gross! Absolutely, totally horrifying mental image! (This is where the little "barf smilie" would go if the thing didn't make me nauseous!)

That made MY...well...they aren't actually there, but they hurt anyway!!

(Sympathy testical pain? That's new....)

JoesHO · 09-11-2005

Did I ever mention I had a northern curve by chance? where is Honeylynn at, I love that girl she was great.

MorganGrayson · 09-11-2005

So. Joe. What's this about a "northern curve"?

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