Hey Nick. Has That Fat Asshole Gonzo Cooled Down? - Page 2

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

Hooper is still a putz.... Nothing will change that.

sarettah · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

So... who will dig up all the threads where Hooper is being called the scum of the earth?

lolol...why bother.

From my experience, the adult web world works like this (to a certain extent):

1. Establish yourself on some sort of homeboard - (spend quite a lot of time actually)
2. Do something to get in a major piss with everyone on your home board and get yourself effectively expelled..
3. Disappear from your homeboard, maybe post on some other boards, bad mouth the homeboard regs perhaps.
4. Reappear on your homeboard
5. go back to number 1. (repeat ad nauseum)

Peaches · 08-26-2005

Not that my opinion matters, but I like Hooper.

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Not that my opinion matters, but I like Hooper.

Peaches can you give us a list of people you do not like? Especially those who could give you a job?

DrGuile · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

Peaches can you give us a list of people you do not like? Especially those who could give you a job?

ouch!

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

ouch!

My intent was not to be mean to Peaches, she is someone I do like. I was just impeaching

her possible reasons for having an opinion.

Peaches · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

Peaches can you give us a list of people you do not like? Especially those who could give you a job?

I'm not shy with letting people know I don't like them - at least 2 have even tried to keep me from working in this biz - one quite recently

As far as "giving me a job" - I've never once marketed myself as looking for a job in this biz, so what I say and don't say hasn't affected me. If I stopped working in the biz tomorrow I'd still like and dislike the same people

grimm · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

Hooper is still a putz.... Nothing will change that.

i think putz is too harsh. hes never warrented an emotion from me. a rainstorm has more effect on my nature. i cant insult him, because really, there are better things to do with your time. couches need waxed, refridgerators need vaccumed, etc. i feel like ill never get this 30 seconds back, ooh, is that a leaf?

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Peaches

I'm not shy with letting people know I don't like them - at least 2 have even tried to keep me from working in this biz - one quite recently

As far as "giving me a job" - I've never once marketed myself as looking for a job in this biz, so what I say and don't say hasn't affected me. If I stopped working in the biz tomorrow I'd still like and dislike the same people

Peaches, I just wanted a name or 2.

Peaches · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

Peaches, I just wanted a name or 2.

I can give you some initials via ICQ

Winetalk.com · 08-26-2005

MikeAI,
Hoop can't give me a job and I like Hooper.

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by grimm

i think putz is too harsh. hes never warrented an emotion from me. a rainstorm has more effect on my nature. i cant insult him, because really, there are better things to do with your time. couches need waxed, refridgerators need vaccumed, etc. i feel like ill never get this 30 seconds back, ooh, is that a leaf?

HAHA You know Grimm I am not much of a people person anyway.

Peaches · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

there are better things to do with your time. couches need waxed, refridgerators need vaccumed, etc.

Grimm somehow managed to make me feel even more domestically retarded

grimm · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

HAHA You know Grimm I am not much of a people person anyway.

clearly. lol insulting peaches is like insulting mother theresa

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

MikeAI,
Hoop can't give me a job and I like Hooper.

Serge.... This is certainly a ringing endorsement!! hahahaha

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

clearly. lol insulting peaches is like insulting mother theresa

You must have missed my second post, it was no personal to Peaches. I like her, maybe even more then Mother Teressa!

grimm · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Grimm somehow managed to make me feel even more domestically retarded

hey at least you got domestically. when people say retarded about me, they use the word "functionally" which somehow makes it worse.

I LOVE PEACHES

Peaches · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

clearly. lol insulting peaches is like insulting mother theresa

Oh lord - it's finally been so long since I've had sex I've become a nun

I knew it was just a matter of time.....

Peaches · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

You must have missed my second post, it was no personal to Peaches. I like her, maybe even more then Mother Teressa!

That actually means a lot to me Michael!

grimm · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

You must have missed my second post, it was no personal to Peaches. I like her, maybe even more then Mother Teressa!

im just fucking with you, i read it. this mutual admiration society meeting is now in session, peaches, to the podium

Nickatilynx · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

Did you check your wallet? And kidney?

You are just jealous cause because of waiters we didn't have a chance to meet thanks to the waiters!

And Biggy I thought the three of you were smart AND charming too.

And my wife thought you were cute!

;-))

grimm · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Peaches

Oh lord - it's finally been so long since I've had sex I've become a nun

I knew it was just a matter of time.....

hahhaha dammit, woman, is there any way i cant insult you

"FWIW, this is exactly what its like to be married"

Peaches · 08-26-2005

I need to start posting drunk so you guys can start giving me shit

DrGuile · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

hey at least you got domestically. when people say retarded about me, they use the word "functionally" which somehow makes it worse.

I LOVE PEACHES

when people use 'fonctional' about me, its tagged with alchoolic...

Peaches · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

hahhaha dammit, woman, is there any way i cant insult you

"FWIW, this is exactly what its like to be married"

Hehe

That's the only good thing about getting married when you're still in your early 20's - you fuck like rabbits 24/7! It's the only thing I miss about being married - and about being in my early 20's - besides the firm boobs

Winetalk.com · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

Serge.... This is certainly a ringing endorsement!! hahahaha

why do you say that? Please elaborate, if you are capable.

Mike AI · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Winetalk.com

why do you say that? Please elaborate, if you are capable.

Discretion is the better part of valor. This is not 1997.

Winetalk.com · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Mike AI

Discretion is the better part of valor. This is not 1997.

hmmm...I still don't get it....I never been discret in my life.

Nickatilynx · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by DrGuile

when people use 'fonctional' about me, its tagged with alchoolic...

ahahahahahahahah

JoesHO · 08-26-2005

Hey Hooper how do I get some of that adware traffic ? if memory serves me right, it was wiseman that was the asshole, dont think I ever met you.

anyway how about some of that traffic, from that large adware company you run do you sell it ? or do you push porn sites with it ?

and I think gonzo was paid here for a while to bust peoples balls, trying to reincarnate the days of old pissing, but it seems that time has come and gone, and pissing just to stir shit is a wasted art of yesteryear cause it does not have the same effect of the old days I am told.

seems like all the good pissers have retired . but we youngins still here the ancient fokelore of how it was a good thing to piss so it is easy to get confused.

PornoDoggy · 08-26-2005

Don't blame Mike ... he has a graduate degree in tact & diplomacy from the Muammar Gaddafi School of Tact & Diplomacy.

MorganGrayson · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by grimm

i think putz is too harsh. hes never warrented an emotion from me. a rainstorm has more effect on my nature. i cant insult him, because really, there are better things to do with your time. couches need waxed, refridgerators need vaccumed, etc. i feel like ill never get this 30 seconds back, ooh, is that a leaf?

Without a doubt, this is my favorite post.

Weg Cory · 08-26-2005

hahaha.....Hooper, you just made my list as one of the funniest posters.

I like Nick as well.

In the straight way.

Hooper · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by JoesHO1

Hey Hooper how do I get some of that adware traffic ? if memory serves me right, it was wiseman that was the asshole, dont think I ever met you.

anyway how about some of that traffic, from that large adware company you run do you sell it ? or do you push porn sites with it ?

I'm an asshole too... Most Improved Asshole I think was my award. I've always strived to get Mike's approval

You can buy traffic in the following categories. There are adult categories too. The ads are contextual, so for example, gfy would be in the "E-commerce:Affiliate Marketing (Adult)" category. Rates start at $15CPM with a minimum initial deposit of $10k.

Will be happy to get you more detail off the board if you're interested.
arlo &t idownload.com

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aeon · 08-26-2005

The day when what's left of your rotting corpse is found in the crawlspace of a sociopath’s home, whom just "voluntarily" installed your shit and decided to voluntarily install an axe into your cranium, will be a happy day.

MorganGrayson · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by aeon

The day when what's left of your rotting corpse is found in the crawlspace of a sociopath’s home, whom just "voluntarily" installed your shit and decided to voluntarily install an axe into your cranium, will be a happy day.

That should be "who just."

I knew you'd want to know that.

Hooper · 08-26-2005

Quote:

Originally Posted by aeon

The day when what's left of your rotting corpse is found in the crawlspace of a sociopath’s home, whom just "voluntarily" installed your shit and decided to voluntarily install an axe into your cranium, will be a happy day.

Your grip on reality is slipping.

Lisa · 08-26-2005

Arlo, I can't work for you or marry you.

If i did one, my boss would object, if I did the other, my boyfriend would object.

It was very kind of you to ask tho.

Matt, you're sweet, albeit pissed off your tits.

Nickatilynx · 08-26-2005

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Matt, you're sweet, albeit pissed off your tits.

you noticed too , huh? ;-)))

gonzo · 02-25-2008

Hey Hooper --

How did that callback from Google go?

They did call you back didnt they???

HAHAHAHAAHHAHA

Forest · 02-25-2008

ahh the old days

i feel 10 years older now

=(

gonzo · 02-25-2008

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Originally Posted by Forest

ahh the old days

i feel 10 years older now

=(

Peacocks still get plucked.
So sad no callback from Google to Hooper. I wonder what happened.

Rcourt64 · 02-25-2008

Do you require amusement? ..do you man?

Since your bumping historical post of no true meaning, and give old iron pumpi' geeks a woodie.

08-26-2005	#51
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08-26-2005	#53
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08-26-2005	#61
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Peaches Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hills of N. GA Posts: 10,823	Re: Hey Nick. Has That Fat Asshole Gonzo Cooled Down? I need to start posting drunk so you guys can start giving me shit __________________ Peaches@onlinebeach.com ICQ# 36734533

08-26-2005	#80
JoesHO Members Want to see your own Advertising Here! Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 5,085	Re: Hey Nick. Has That Fat Asshole Gonzo Cooled Down? Hey Hooper how do I get some of that adware traffic ? if memory serves me right, it was wiseman that was the asshole, dont think I ever met you. anyway how about some of that traffic, from that large adware company you run do you sell it ? or do you push porn sites with it ? and I think gonzo was paid here for a while to bust peoples balls, trying to reincarnate the days of old pissing, but it seems that time has come and gone, and pissing just to stir shit is a wasted art of yesteryear cause it does not have the same effect of the old days I am told. seems like all the good pissers have retired . but we youngins still here the ancient fokelore of how it was a good thing to piss so it is easy to get confused. __________________ AEBN THE GLOBAL LEADER IN ADULT EVOLUTION something FIT this way comes!

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08-26-2005	#83
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08-26-2005	#85
aeon Banned Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 906	Re: Hey Nick. Has That Fat Asshole Gonzo Cooled Down? The day when what's left of your rotting corpse is found in the crawlspace of a sociopath’s home, whom just "voluntarily" installed your shit and decided to voluntarily install an axe into your cranium, will be a happy day.

08-26-2005	#88
Lisa Happiness is an anagram of penis pash... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Brisbane Posts: 879	Re: Hey Nick. Has That Fat Asshole Gonzo Cooled Down? Arlo, I can't work for you or marry you. If i did one, my boss would object, if I did the other, my boyfriend would object. It was very kind of you to ask tho. Matt, you're sweet, albeit pissed off your tits.

02-25-2008	#90
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Rcourt64 Filling Bishop's Pond Respin bullshit press Your Comments Are Welcomed Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,942	Re: Hey Nick. Has That Fat Asshole Gonzo Cooled Down? Do you require amusement? ..do you man? Since your bumping historical post of no true meaning, and give old iron pumpi' geeks a woodie.