Me playing hockey

[DollarManSteve]

So, as a warm up for the winter season I play summer hockey in a mens league. Our team is garbage, we were 0-7 going into last nights game and were playing the first place team.

It was a chippy game and I was getting pissed off. I scored the opening goal, a beauty cutting in the the left wing and going shelf on the short side. We ended up getting down 5-2. I decided to take things into my own hands at that point.

On one shift I proceeded to come in down the right wing, cut to the middle and fire a backhander from the hash marks over the goalies blocker side.. shelf, right where they keep the peanut butter. on the ensuing faceoff, after some neutral zone scrum, i picked up the puck and came in down the right wing. I cut to the outside and rifled a slap-shot far-side, again exploiting the goalie high in the blocker side, at which point the other team was getting angry with me and got in my face.

Anyway, the game ended up 5-4, we are now 0-8. But, I scored a hat trick and ended my scoring drought and played by far my most intense game of the season... I cant wait for winter league!!!

[Bhelliom]

Now this is a sport I understand (stupid cricket)

nice job and can't wait for the NHL to come back either ....

oh... and sell something lazy ass.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Bhelliom

Now this is a sport I understand (stupid cricket)

nice job and can't wait for the NHL to come back either ....

oh... and sell something lazy ass.

Hockey is a girls game over here


Edit: Well done with the hat trick Steve

[Newton]

Way to go Steve

No injuries to the opponents?

[Bhelliom]

Originally Posted by Trev

Hockey is a girls game over here

Take that back wanker ( I love British words )

I'll give you baseball "rounders" for a girls game.. but never hockey. Just cause England has no real players.... geez... some people's kids

Soooo excited for the season this year finally... had to like ... read and stuff this year because of the lockout.

(the plus side of reading was I got to know Red and Morgan pretty well)

[MorganGrayson]

I enjoyed reading that!

[Nickatilynx]

Trev,

I played hockey against girls in England.

Vicious fucking slags the bunch of them...

And for those that want to brush up on Cricket..

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hoski...xplanation.htm

[Trev]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

Trev,

I played hockey against girls in England.

Vicious fucking slags the bunch of them...

And for those that want to brush up on Cricket..

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hoski...xplanation.htm

English women are vicious at everything

[Bhelliom]

Originally Posted by Nickatilynx

And for those that want to brush up on Cricket..

http://www.cs.purdue.edu/homes/hoski...xplanation.htm

I tried... just couldn't read it... was falling asleep and got very very confused... I think i'd actually have to watch it...

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

English women are vicious at everything

I'm telling Toni you said that!

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I'm telling Toni you said that!

She's one of the most vicious women I know, hell that's why I married her

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

She's one of the most vicious women I know, hell that's why I married her

If you say that without your accent, I daresay you'd sound just like my husband.

[Trev]

Originally Posted by MorganGrayson

I daresay you'd sound just like my husband.

So he sounds defeated and crushed as well

[MorganGrayson]

Originally Posted by Trev

So he sounds defeated and crushed as well

Actually, he sounds triumphant when he says it.

You need a cup of tea, crumpet, and probably a back rub.