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Old 07-07-2005   #1
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What? No Mimi Rogers? :P
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What? No Mimi Rogers? :P
Even with the scroat* in there I had to list women I'd frequent



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That would be Penelope Cruz .. latina
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Two things about Tom Cruise's relationships ...

Older woman with huge breasts, blonde-redhead, little latina, teeny-bopper. He sure likes diversity.

Second item, and this one ends up disturbing ... First a woman about 16 years older than him, then a woman five years younger, then eight years, and now a woman roughly 16 years younger than him.

.... I hate to say this, but his pattern shows that after he dumps Katie Holmes he'll going to find his next heart throb on the Disney Kids channel.
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whats wrong with disney kids channel?
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Two things about Tom Cruise's relationships ...

Older woman with huge breasts, blonde-redhead, little latina, teeny-bopper. He sure likes diversity.

Second item, and this one ends up disturbing ... First a woman about 16 years older than him, then a woman five years younger, then eight years, and now a woman roughly 16 years younger than him.

.... I hate to say this, but his pattern shows that after he dumps Katie Holmes he'll going to find his next heart throb on the Disney Kids channel.
Oh, and like you didn't have the Mary Kate & Ashley Countdown Counter bookmarked.
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katie holmes for fun

nicole kidman for fuck

penelope cruz to show off to my friends
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Did I mention GonZo likes redheads and theres still time to get me one for my birthday?
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Did I mention GonZo likes redheads and theres still time to get me one for my birthday?
Holy fuck your birthday is the 9th!!
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Scientologists are against these kinds of polls, and the people who study them.
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Scientologists are against these kinds of polls, and the people who study them.
but hopefully not birth control
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Oh, and like you didn't have the Mary Kate & Ashley Countdown Counter bookmarked.
Naw, they'd break too easily!

(Rodney Dangerfield impersonation)

Man those girls are skinny, I'm telling ya. How skinny?

A guy with a three inch dick could puncture a bladder, they're so skinny.

A guy with a five inch dick could do them both at once.

(We're talking when they're legal of course.)
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nicole looked like she is turning the corner in bewitched. better get it quick!
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Penelope Cruz blows those other two so far out of the water it isn't funny!
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Nicole first, Katie second ... And I think I'd do Mimi before Penelope.

For some reason Ms. Cruz does nothing for me. (And I like Latinas, too.)
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BTW- Mimi Rogers would come after Penelope. A hot woman who loves to play poker would be very sweet!!
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BTW- Mimi Rogers would come after Penelope. A hot woman who loves to play poker would be very sweet!!


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Nicole first, Katie second ... And I think I'd do Mimi before Penelope.

For some reason Ms. Cruz does nothing for me. (And I like Latinas, too.)
i'd have to use the same list, Penelope always looks like she's about to do something mean, or that she is in fact a manikin.
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BTW- Mimi Rogers would come after Penelope. A hot woman who loves to play poker would be very sweet!!
And she was in "Lost in Space". I think you found your one-and-only, TE!!

Hmmm. Lost in Space .... Just realized, Mimi really is "Mrs. Robinson".
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Personally, I don't want anyone or anything that's had a Scientologist in it.

Particularly THIS asswipe.
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Personally, I don't want anyone or anything that's had a Scientologist in it.

Particularly THIS asswipe.
I bet no one saw that one coming. :P
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Ahhh bugger it!!


Nicole is a minger! Nothing special and not good to look at!

Penelope is arm jewellery and a fine piece of bed play!

Katie is the younger and dirtier model of Penelope - the type you desire and don't want all at the same time - 10 years and we'll see if she's hot or not.




I'd take a real woman any day as these are celebs and therefore they are no longer real
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Nicole Kidman by far. She was hot in Days of Thunder but she brought hotness to a whole new level in Eyes Wide Shut.
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Nicole Kidman by far. She was hot in Days of Thunder but she brought hotness to a whole new level in Eyes Wide Shut.
Agreed.

Penelope Cruz is definitely molestable. No denying that but she's Spanish and when Spanish chicks pop it gets ugly. Take my word for it.
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I can't believe I keep checking this thread to make sure Nicole Kidman is in the lead.

I need a life. <_<
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Beyond my obvious reasons for choosing Penelope Cruz, I just think it would be cool to be screaming the name Penelope while in the throes of orgasm.

Oh God, Penelope. I'm gonna....

OOOOOHHHHHH PEEEEENNNEEEEELLLLLOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Beyond my obvious reasons for choosing Penelope Cruz, I just think it would be cool to be screaming the name Penelope while in the throes of orgasm.

Oh God, Penelope. I'm gonna....

OOOOOHHHHHH PEEEEENNNEEEEELLLLLOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


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