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Old 05-31-2005   #1
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Post the best comment to accompany this priceless facial expression, and you will win a pinned thread for 24 hours, for whatever your product/program is advertising with your ref code

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Oh no, I think I just voted for Buchanan instead of Gore.
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Lee: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Nick: """His mother is a lesbian!?!?!?"""

Red: I think I just found my pen.


in no particular order
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Lee: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Nick: """His mother is a lesbian!?!?!?"""

Red: I think I just found my pen.


in no particular order
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Lee: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Nick: """His mother is a lesbian!?!?!?"""

Red: I think I just found my pen.


in no particular order
You don't like " Oh no, I think I just voted for Buchanan instead of Gore."???

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The best 10 will be chosen by you, good ladies and gentlemen, as to which of the 10 you think has the best line. A vote will go up at the end of this competition.
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And then , Anthony shot me in the ass!!!!!
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few more to be added to the prev list:

Trev: What do you mean I can't count!


DollarManSteve: Ohhhhhh.. I think I've got a turtle head pokin' out!
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Disguised as a well known aging female muppet, Birbrair was able to gain access to the Texas offices of his long time enemy "The Weasel".

After 4 exhausting hours crawling through the air ducts, the only thing Birbrair was able to establish is that The Weasel was a self glorifying upstart twat with a penchant for buggery.
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Bump .. last day is Tuesday 7th Then you guys get to vote on the best 10 ...
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(Somewhat in the vein of Nick's suggestions above...)



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