Dokk!

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Dokk,
I'm so glad you're doing better and you're up and around.

Here's some info on the drugs you're taking.

Big whopper pills called.. klor-con... dunno what they do..
it's a potassium supplement.

Lasix... makes ya pee a bunch.
Which can deplete your potassium, hence the klor-con

Lipitor... dunno what that is..
lowers your cholesterol

Lopressor.. nother heart blood thing i dunno...
lowers your blood pressure

Enteric coated aspirin.. i know what aspirin is!! lolll
aspirin keeps the blood flowing and helps prevents blood clots. The reason you take the enteric is the coating prevents the aspirin from dissolving until it hits your intestines. This way it bypasses the stomach since aspirin tears your stomach up.

Docusate Sodium... makes ya not have to poop granite turd rokks...
I've never heard a stool softener described that way, but yeah, that's about the size of it.

Sorry about no doobies, but I've got a got a good brownie recipe if you want it.