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Old 03-09-2005   #1
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Someone tell me something good....

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I ain't particular....






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Think of it this way. If the Boston Red Sox can win the World Series damn near ANY good thing can happen to you!!!
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Think of it this way. If the Boston Red Sox can win the World Series damn near ANY good thing can happen to you!!!
STFU.

I am still in mourning.
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Someone tell me something good....

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or good and funny.....

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or proud.......
give me a photo of you and ill turn you into a cartoon
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Why are you depressed?
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Why are you depressed?

edited out because that question shouldn't have been answered <_<

I wasn't looking for sympathy...just some good news that anyone has....
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Hope you feel better soon S

Ride the wave, it breaks eventually ;-)
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Actually I feel similar from time to time when meeting many challenging situations in succession

Maybe do something that is rewarding in a small fashion and build on that

Play with one of the kids or grandkids (if you have any, sorry I don't remember) putting a smile on a young family members face can do a world of good



at least it's better than a sharp stick in the eye

Which is preferable to a glass rod inserted in your penis and smashed
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It's closing out to the right and left.......
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Happy now?
And Peaches pretends not to be a wild woman!!

Woohoo, you go girl!
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here is a joke for you from rated hot...


A Wonderful Night
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer."

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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Go pick up the Ray soundtrack, get a glass of wine, a nice cigar and relax....
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here is a joke for you from rated hot...


A Wonderful Night
After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer."

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
Thats not funny.

Thats scary!


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