What was your occupation before the Net?

[Bishop]

Real jobs..
Tape Librarian
Computer Operator - IBM & Unisys
LAN Tech
Computer Operator - Tandem
ATM Project Manager
ATM Network Admin

ATM is refering to Automatic Teller Machines and not Asynchronous Transfer
Mode.

Worst bullshit job was in high school.. worked at a toy store in the mall at Christmas. On my first day everyone took a break, went to lunch.. whatever. I found I was the only person working in the store. I didn't know how to work the register.. so I kept telling people Merry Christmas and it was free. I gave away a bunch of stuff..

Best bullshit job was in college.. I got a part time job at a movie theater.. I ate lots of popcorn, never figured out how to work the register, and got fired because I sat in the theater watching movies all day long.