Mutherfucking Flu

[Hell Puppy]

I've escaped convention crud for several shows in a row...

My secret is simple:

http://www.purell.com/


You're shaking many hands, handling money, likely dehydrating yourself and missing sleep to the point of near exhaustion. So you're highly susceptible to the flu. Antibacterial hand wash, drinking lots of water and getting as much sleep as you can possibly snag will give you a chance of avoiding it.