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PornoDoggy · 12-04-2004

Couple allegedly report stolen marijuana

The Associated Press

Last Updated: December 3, 2004, 07:15:14 PM PST

CALLAWAY, Fla. (AP) - Help, police, someone stole my pot! A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.
"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

Lee · 12-04-2004

DOH!

Newton · 12-04-2004

That is just frightening ...

TheEnforcer · 12-04-2004

Damn.. that is amazingly stupid!!

SykkBoy · 12-04-2004

I seem to read about pinheads like this once a year...
I used to think it was an urban legend of sorts, but stopped a friend from calling the cops to report the theft of a dimebag....turns out he smoked it and forgot about it (and was high when he thought it might be a good idea to bring the authorities in on the matter)

Panky · 12-04-2004

LOL! People never cease to amaze me.

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