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Old 11-22-2004   #1
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gay is the only way i can be forced to stay single.
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gay is the only way i can be forced to stay single.
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Grimm,

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Ok, I'm confused...

Are you asking us if we are Gay or Straight ? (Straight here, well, actually a slight hook to the left at the 8 inch mark, but overall, pretty straight)

Or are you asking us if we think you should be straight or gay ?

Or are you asking us if we think you are gay or straight? (In which case I have already voted)


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this poll is gay

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Ok, I'm confused...

Are you asking us if we are Gay or Straight ? (Straight here, well, actually a slight hook to the left at the 8 inch mark, but overall, pretty straight)

Or are you asking us if we think you should be straight or gay ?

Or are you asking us if we think you are gay or straight? (In which case I have already voted)
the second one. should i be gay or straight.

its a toughy


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this poll is gay

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you said "pole" and "Gay" in the same 4 word sentence, making that post G-A-Y



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remember, voting me to choose gay makes you just a little gay. part of you secretly wants me to be gay..hmm... why is that
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There's a word for people like you........


BISEXUAL

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There's a word for people like you........


BISEXUAL

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This is a retarded buck eyed poll.
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This is a retarded buck eyed poll.
im going to allow that simpley because the buckeyes CURB STOMPED the piss ande blue this week.


you need more cowbell, gonzo, gotta have more cowbell!
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this poll is gay

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I prefer Danny Devito's Lawerence Garfield in OPM...

"We make passionate love the rest of the night...
The first one that comes, loses."

or (for Gonzo)

"Gotta be hungry to eat a donut? I never heard of such a thing."
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gay is the only way i can be forced to stay single.
Straight is the only way you can stay single. Drinking will get you married -- especially in Vegas.
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Bisexual… then you can both sexes fuck you over and rip your heart out.
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remember, voting me to choose gay makes you just a little gay. part of you secretly wants me to be gay..hmm... why is that
I less guy to contend with in the competition for the chicks ?

Actually though, it seems like all the gay guys get the hot chicks.........
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My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer
guys that don't dig
Chicks
that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly

Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly


And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
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Chicks dig gay guys.

They feel safe with them and they like to go shopping when they're not busy approving gay websites.
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