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Old 10-16-2004   #1
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...fe_st/sleep_sex

CANBERRA, Australia - A woman seduced and had sex with strangers while she slept and later had no recollection of her infidelities due to a sleeping disorder, her Sydney doctor said Thursday.



The middle-aged woman had no idea that she was sneaking from her house at night in search of sex with random strangers until her partner awoke, discovered she was missing from the bedroom, and found her having sex with another man, Royal Prince Alfred Hospital sleep medicine physician Peter Buchanan told The Sydney Morning Herald.


Her partner was already aware that she was a sleep walker and also had been confounded by condoms he found strewn around the house, Buchanan said.

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i was once caught fucking the neighbors horse in the middle of the night and use tried to use the same defense. "i don't know whats going on... i woke up and my dick was in the horse. i am both very sorry and a little embarassed"
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Originally posted by JR@Oct 16 2004, 03:24 PM
i was once caught fucking the neighbors horse in the middle of the night and use tried to use the same defense. "i don't know whats going on... i woke up and my dick was in the horse. i am both very sorry and a little embarassed"
You should have had it on a video stream or tape at least!
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I sleep walk, but I have yet to go around having sex with the neighbors. I guess that's another good thing about not really HAVING neighbors..........
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*eek* you are right Sar.... I think I am already feeling a compulsion to go out at night and sleep with strangers too!!

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BERTHA , honey, I got the sickness real bad!!!!!!!
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