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Old 09-05-2004   #1
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Hmmm, didn't notice last time, but had a candle goin this time.....


Ina-from-china has a c-section scar.


could be some surgery but probly a c-section.


I broke so many records that one night.....

1st date with an asian chick
1st date with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st sex with an asian girl
1st sex with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st time i fucked a girl older than me (26)
1st time a fucked a mother
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)



I still kinda like the girl, she's really nice and smart, but now I feel like I'm fucking a bangkok whore.

Crazyness!! Glad I packed my saran wrap.


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Steve - honestly
Some of your exploits are marginally interesting, maybe even amusing

Um.... maybe a the wording of this one is going a bit too far, maybe a little over good taste and amusement

It's on you and mine is just one man's opinion (we all have them and they all stink)
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Steve - honestly
Some of your exploits are marginally interesting, maybe even amusing

Um.... maybe a the wording of this one is going a bit too far, maybe a little over good taste and amusement

It's on you and mine is just one man's opinion (we all have them and they all stink)
The title certainly is distasteful, even though meant in a joking kinda way..... but I fucked someones mother.....

It's a wierd milestone I didn't think I'd hit at this age and I just realized this an hour ago and have had a few cocktails, started doin some work, and sure, posted it on oprano.





I guess there's not really much to comment on really....not really asking for advice or anything....just some thread I started. I find posting on the internet can be unburdening in some sick kinda way.....and my temporary roomate is out.


So i'll agree that

A. the title is silly and kinda offensive

B. this thread really has no usefull purpose and is just some shit I ranted off for my own benefit
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Steve - I think some of your exploits are sort of interesting maybe fun
Certainly good to shoot the breeze over

I guess my offensive so to speak with this one is the
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Remember a lot of us here are parents and while that's joking from you, to parents who take the lives of our children in a very special/important fashion it's a little um ... tough to read

Imagine how tough that would be to read for someone who is trying to have children and hasn't been able to conceive yet

and no I am not a fucking nice guy or the morality police

just something to think about
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I guess my offensive so to speak with this one is the
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Remember a lot of us here are parents and while that's joking from you, to parents who take the lives of our children in a very special/important fashion it's a little um ... tough to read

yea good point, poorly worded, but honestly I think this is a distincy possibility. I mean I think it's sick.....I've got a 1yr old little sister at home. But this shit happens all the time in china and she sure as hell aint married......i'm giving it more than a 50 percent chance..

part of the reason I'm drinking right now....hard shit to deal with. now that she's gone i kinda feel sick, and I doubt she'd really tell me the truth whatever that may be.
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Hmmm, didn't notice last time, but had a candle goin this time.....


Ina-from-china has a c-section scar.


could be some surgery but probly a c-section.


I broke so many records that one night.....

1st date with an asian chick
1st date with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st sex with an asian girl
1st sex with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st time i fucked a girl older than me (26)
1st time a fucked a mother
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)



I still kinda like the girl, she's really nice and smart, but now I feel like I'm fucking a bangkok whore.

Crazyness!! Glad I packed my saran wrap.


so whens prom?


seriously, you should try to get the prom queen to go with you.


this stuf is so exciting, you'd think your p[revious experience consisted of a sock, some lube, and the occasional "stranger"

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pushpills, you should have your own show on the WB

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part of the reason I'm drinking right now....hard shit to deal with. now that she's gone i kinda feel sick, and I doubt she'd really tell me the truth whatever that may be.
Maybe because its none of your business.

While other cultures may do things we find disgusting, who are you to judge what she had to do to survive there?

insensitive piece of shit that you are doesn't deserve the answer - hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you.
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Afraid I have to Veto you on this one Vick.
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Afraid I have to Veto you on this one Vick.
Yes you are A Nice Guy
I agree.
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Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol
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That has to be pearl material.....
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Hmmm, didn't notice last time, but had a candle goin this time.....


Ina-from-china has a c-section scar.


could be some surgery but probly a c-section.


I broke so many records that one night.....

1st date with an asian chick
1st date with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st sex with an asian girl
1st sex with a girl thats not a U.S. citizen
1st time i fucked a girl older than me (26)
1st time a fucked a mother
1st time i fucked a murderer...possibly (probably drowned the kid in china)



I still kinda like the girl, she's really nice and smart, but now I feel like I'm fucking a bangkok whore.

Crazyness!! Glad I packed my saran wrap.


...and people say AIDS serves no purpose.
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Steve you are.. Ughhh....::sigh::
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Vick, you are a Goth Carebear... embrace the bunnies and rainbows... I still love you and will pull your hair just the way you like it... lol
whats the symbol on the tummy of a goth carebear
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hopefully she can share her story someday with someone more humane than you.
I never killed anyone.....
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cj...don't think i'll be sleeping with her again.


PD, thanks for the dictionary update.
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cj...don't think i'll be sleeping with her again.


PD, thanks for the dictionary update.
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Holy shit, I didnt realize that grogan was a surgeon AND a psychic!
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Holy shit, I didnt realize that grogan was a surgeon AND a psychic!
I do believe that KK made a typo in her last post.

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