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Old 06-10-2004   #1
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From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have
their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to
carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
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>> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
>> On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
>> under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
>> underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
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>> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
>> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
>> place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found
>> herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
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>> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead
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Old 06-10-2004   #2
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lmao, hmmm, this might be a reason for me to buy some underwear lol
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Old 06-10-2004   #3
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hahahaha... lol.. that was a good laugh first thing in the morning.. hahaha.. very amusing..
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grandma was right.... she was always right.
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Old 06-11-2004   #5
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funny funny funny!
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Hahahahah!! Good one Serge!
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Old 06-11-2004   #8
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Good one!

I lived in Crestview for 6 years! I was there when the super wal-mart opened! Yahoo!
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LOL didn't see that one coming.
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