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Old 04-27-2004   #1
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1.Pass My Shotgun
2.Psychotic Mood Shift
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You forgot...

Putting up with Mens Shit

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You forgot...

Putting up with Mens Shit

I didn't forget, I just can't relate to things I know nothing about
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there definitely will NOT be any putting up with any shit on that list!
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PMS - that is catchy!!!

Hmmmmmm.....



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Old 04-27-2004   #6
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Ah Serge you misunderstood.

Putting up with Mens Shit is the CAUSE of all those on your list.
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what women rarely realize is that we men suffer more from their pms than they do.


sure they are bloated and uncomfortable, but we have to hear about it, comfort them, and still not get laid. it's an unfair 5 days.

but then i realize that women are used 98% of the time for sex, and I appreciate being a man once again.
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pushpills - do you suffer from athletes tongue?

You know, when you open your mouth and stick your foot in
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pushpills - do you suffer from athletes tongue?

You know, when you open your mouth and stick your foot in
were you offended by my statement?


it's a bit harsh but true. i have pleanty of respect for women, and still i said what i said.
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Be very afraid of anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die....
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were you offended by my statement?
I'm not offended a bit
But if I were to try to use a woman I'd rather use her to clean my house
Women tend to use me for sex ah ha ha ha ha ha


you know I just got out of a relationship, seems my ex didn't feel like she could trust me ...
... at least that what it said in her dairy


In relationships you tend to learn a lot of things, I never knew anything about PMS, one day I asked my ex if PMS was painful .....
... she said only for you




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grogan ... just shutup.

just for once, let your brain catch up to your mouth.



PMS rocks, its the only time I get any private time
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grogan ... just shutup.

just for once, let your brain catch up to your mouth.
Hmmm ... a subject for a new poll, maybe? What will happen first.

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is hillary clothed or naked?
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That is a very scary thought.
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Would you put a picture of someone with a bigger dick than you on your chest?
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and still not get laid. it's an unfair 5 days.
...tsk...tsk...
'tis a poor soldier who can't fight a bloody battle....


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Women tend to use me for sex ah ha ha ha ha ha
That's what I'd use you for, Vick. Well, that and intelligent conversation, but I dont' want that last spread around. People will think I'm a pervert.

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That's what I'd use you for, Vick. Well, that and intelligent conversation, but I dont' want that last spread around. People will think I'm a pervert.

Thank you


Now I just hope I can last more than 5 minutes doing one or the other
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Now I just hope I can last more than 5 minutes doing one or the other
MORE than five minutes?!?!?!? There are men who can DO that?!?!?!?!?

*thunk*

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Now I just hope I can last more than 5 minutes doing one or the other
MORE than five minutes?!?!?!? There are men who can DO that?!?!?!?!?

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no there aren't!! but there are men who exaggerate & say they can!!!
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no there aren't!! but there are men who exaggerate & say they can!!!
...as my dreams die a slow and agonizing death....


We're kidding, guys, we're kidding.

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