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Old 04-22-2004   #1
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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.

Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled,"Just what the hell are you doing?"

"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help practicing my art."

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for Revenue Canada. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
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Revenue Canada is a fine body of men and women doing there best to collect , in a fair and just manner , the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of this beautiful nation.
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Revenue Canada is a fine body of men and women doing there best to collect , in a fair and just manner , the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of this beautiful nation.
hahahahaha


Thats the second Canadian joke I've laughed at today :P
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Trev,

Over the past year I have paid the wonderful people at Revenue Canada an equivelent sum of a family home in a nice neighbourhood ,possibly with a pool.

And I think it was money well spent.



I'm sure they are using the money wisely.
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Revenue Canada is a fine body of men and women doing there best to collect , in a fair and just manner , the funds necessary to maintain the infrastructure of this beautiful nation.
Nick, do you think they read this board?????

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I truly mean the words I have written about that august body.

Additionally though I think people would be amazed by who reads boards.

For myself, I think having personal income tax at effectively 54% for high earners such as myself I think is very reasonable.

And will happily stay here despite the recommendation and advice of 3 accountants and 2 lawyers to seek sunnier climes.
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I truly mean the words I have written about that august body.

Additionally though I think people would be amazed by who reads boards.

For myself, I think having personal income tax at effectively 54% for high earners such as myself I think is very reasonable.

And will happily stay here despite the recommendation and advice of 3 accountants and 2 lawyers to seek sunnier climes.
54%! 54%!

And you get called a crook(allegedly)
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And will happily stay here despite the recommendation and advice of 3 accountants and 2 lawyers to seek sunnier climes.
When a tax lawyers best advice is " Get the fuck out" , you know its tough

Maybe however these people just want me to leave to stop me sandbagging them at golf LOL
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It's amazing that you can still afford such a nice car Nick...



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ahahahahahahha ,thats brilliant , Turner!!!!
Even down to the BC plate!!! LOL

............ but mine is silver!!!!!
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hahaha I love it
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............ but mine is silver!!!!!
Damn... well atleast that means you aren't the guy that cut me off on the #1 last week!
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