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Old 01-21-2004   #1
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They're here for your Krispy Kremes!!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/al...nstanceid=60359

ALIENS ARE HERE FOR OUR KRISPY KREMES!
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Space aliens aren't visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom. They're simply stopping by to pick up Krispy Kreme donuts!

That's the stunning claim of UFO contactee Bobby Whitcom of Phoenix, Ariz., who says he learned the truth directly from the horse's mouth -- a real ET.

"The alien told me there isn't much here on Earth that interests them; we're pretty much a cultural and evolutionary dead end. But they do like our donuts, especially Krispy Kremes," Whitcom says.

"They pass Earth a lot going back and forth between their world and some important planet on the other side of the galaxy, and their flying saucers go at least two light years out of the way to make Krispy Kreme runs."

To read more of Aliens Are Here For Our Krispy Kremes, pick up the current Newsstand Issue on sale now!
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They're here for your Krispy Kremes!!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/al...nstanceid=60359

ALIENS ARE HERE FOR OUR KRISPY KREMES!
Surprise!


Space aliens aren't visiting Earth to conquer our planet, nor are they here to pass on to mankind some society-altering universal wisdom. They're simply stopping by to pick up Krispy Kreme donuts!

That's the stunning claim of UFO contactee Bobby Whitcom of Phoenix, Ariz., who says he learned the truth directly from the horse's mouth -- a real ET.

"The alien told me there isn't much here on Earth that interests them; we're pretty much a cultural and evolutionary dead end. But they do like our donuts, especially Krispy Kremes," Whitcom says.

"They pass Earth a lot going back and forth between their world and some important planet on the other side of the galaxy, and their flying saucers go at least two light years out of the way to make Krispy Kreme runs."

To read more of Aliens Are Here For Our Krispy Kremes, pick up the current Newsstand Issue on sale now!
Time to get out the fur coat and Nick is loading the Spam Bastard bazooka.
Wait a sec....false alarm they re talking about the fucks from GFY that found the doughnuts at the FFNB.
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What just happened?? Where am I??

AND WHY IN THE HELL AM I COVERED IN GLAZE?!?!?!?!!?
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