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Old 01-17-2004   #1
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We have added an additional 500 shots to F.U.B.A.R. from the Vegas shows, The AVN Shots, as well as shots from Vid Vicious
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Vid's got some fantastic candid shots there.

After looking at the latest slew of pictures though, I think I'd have to add some more cards to my "ornery collection" to hand out to people...

"Please return to your room and take a good, long look in the mirror. If you need help matching clothes and colors or simply dressing in general, call the concierge."

"The multi-colored hair and metal in your face does NOT make you more attractive."

"Is all of the metal in your face supposed to attract business or magnets?"

"If you are a platinum bottled blonde with fake supertits, refrain from standing next to other platinum bottled blondes with fake supertits. It does not make you more appealing, it simply illustrates to everyone how utterly non-unique and replaceable you truly are."

"If lifting your skirt or your blouse causes people to laugh or turn away in disgust, this should be a sign to you that you should not repeat this action in a public situation, much less in front of cameras."

"A friendly wave has never gotten old. The thumbs-up, Gene Simmons tongue, any 'for life' hand signs, and the fishhook however, have long been overused. They do not make you look cool. This applies even more for combinations of the above."

"A helpful hint: exposed rolls of fat are NOT a fashion statement."

Sorry, but I just seriously have to wonder if some of these folks actually LOOK in the mirror before they leave their rooms. Blech.
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Originally posted by Carrie@Jan 17 2004, 05:23 AM
"A helpful hint: exposed rolls of fat are NOT a fashion statement."

How many times do I have to tell you....its not a fashion statement....
Its BRANDING!

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"A helpful hint: exposed rolls of fat are NOT a fashion statement."
in my world it is a mating call
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