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Yo GonZo! You catch this?

Apparently we're not supposed to be farting on first dates, we're supposed to hold it for a year. Hell, I thought dutch oven was appropriate by third date.

We're obviously going to be staying single for a while...
One of my best friends and I decided in college to burp and poot on the first date. That weeds out the posers from the ones who love you for your honesty.
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Being another member of the "I got married way too damn young" club, I'll agree that you shouldn't bet it all on one girl. However, I'm not exactly qualified to tell you how you feel or how to handle those feelings. Take Kath for example. Things were tough, but they made it (extremely inspiring to me, btw). Me and my ex didn't and so many more don't. It would probably depress us all to know the know the number that fail compared to those who do not. I'm a firm believer in what is meant to happen will happen. Unfortunately, my impatience hasn't allowed me to let what is supposed to happen, happen to me. I always have to open my big mouth, run away or intervene in some other unnecessary way.

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Being another member of the "I got married way too damn young" club, I'll agree that you shouldn't bet it all on one girl. However, I'm not exactly qualified to tell you how you feel or how to handle those feelings. Take Kath for example. Things were tough, but they made it (extremely inspiring to me, btw). Me and my ex didn't and so many more don't. It would probably depress us all to know the know the number that fail compared to those who do not. I'm a firm believer in what is meant to happen will happen. Unfortunately, my impatience hasn't allowed me to let what is supposed to happen, happen to me. I always have to open my big mouth, run away or intervene in some other unnecessary way.

Yeah, we're complicated as a mother fucker.

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Do you honestly think I could pick up warm Krispy Kremes and chocolate milk and keep them from being entirely consumed before I got to ANYONE'S house? Them's are car-eatin' goodies. :P
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Peaches as much as I love ya ....

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clemsontiger - she may have come up with some excuse of how she feels but the key is finding out what she TRULY meant. I'm not passing judgement on her or your relationship but that sounds like a 'I'm not attracted to you' or 'I found someone new I wanna be with' line of SHIT to me. Sorry if that came off insensitive and I could be 100% off basis but women CAN be evil (not all necessarily are).

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clemsontiger - she may have come up with some excuse of how she feels but the key is finding out what she TRULY meant. I'm not passing judgement on her or your relationship but that sounds like a 'I'm not attracted to you' or 'I found someone new I wanna be with' line of SHIT to me. Sorry if that came off insensitive and I could be 100% off basis but women CAN be evil (not all necessarily are).

BTW, Happy New Year everyone...
Maybe it's not that she's evil, she's just not interested in investing so much time and emotion into a relationship where one party could be called away at any given moment for a few years. Don't forget that Clemson is basically on-call for the next 350 days or so to take off for boot camp.
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No, CT still hasn't even been accepted yet. He could easily be working next to her at the Walmart for the next several years.
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I got something mixed up somewhere
HE likes to think he's basically in.....but he's not. They are waiting for the AF surgeon general to OK him with the metal in his arm. In talking to 100's of people, it seems it's a 50/50 situation with no rhyme nor reason as to what the decision will be.
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