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Old 12-05-2003   #1
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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"


The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."


The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man.
So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.


The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I bought this month."




Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
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The old vs young argument makes me yawn and lose interest.

Anything else we can argue about? Every discussion around here seems to end like that.

"blah blah yer too young, blah blah, i'm old and wise, blah blah yer a moron and dont know shit"

Need more substance. This generation gap thing isn't working out and I am completely losing faith in message boards as entertainment. Same old same old. I think I might disappear for a while.
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The old vs young argument makes me yawn and lose interest.

Anything else we can argue about? Every discussion around here seems to end like that.

"blah blah yer too young, blah blah, i'm old and wise, blah blah yer a moron and dont know shit"

Need more substance. This generation gap thing isn't working out and I am completely losing faith in message boards as entertainment. Same old same old. I think I might disappear for a while.
cherry,it's just a joke sweety
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The old vs young argument makes me yawn and lose interest.

Anything else we can argue about? Every discussion around here seems to end like that.

"blah blah yer too young, blah blah, i'm old and wise, blah blah yer a moron and dont know shit"

Need more substance. This generation gap thing isn't working out and I am completely losing faith in message boards as entertainment. Same old same old. I think I might disappear for a while.
Apparently a sense of humor increases as we age! :P
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The old vs young argument makes me yawn and lose interest.

Anything else we can argue about? Every discussion around here seems to end like that.

"blah blah yer too young, blah blah, i'm old and wise, blah blah yer a moron and dont know shit"

Need more substance. This generation gap thing isn't working out and I am completely losing faith in message boards as entertainment. Same old same old. I think I might disappear for a while.
ahhh...she was so young....
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Oh I know your post is a joke, and I don't mean my what I said to be taken personally by anyone here. Its just my opinion.
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Oh I know your post is a joke, and I don't mean my what I said to be taken personally by anyone here. Its just my opinion.
think of the future, kiddo, and what your opinion would be, let's say, 15 years from now
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"....the 2 yoots....."

"......did you say ..yoot?....."

"....what?...."

".......what's a yoot?....."
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".......what's a yoot?....."
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haha, hey mike,you up for some late night pool this year in vegas?. I hope RB has been working on his game
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But unless Labret is ripping into people or TGF is posting sexy pics of himself its just not much fun.
Is there someone holding a gun to your head forcing you to participate in or even read the posts here?

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Where's the board for childless atheist pot smoking webmasters who like punk rock and just want to post during uploads or for a little toxic entertainment?
Michael started this board when he wanted something different than what was out there. Why not start your own board?
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Where's the board for childless atheist pot smoking webmasters who like punk rock and just want to post during uploads or for a little toxic entertainment?
and how many years have you been on the net you said?
couldn't find one in all those years?
or did you check them all and ended up on Oprano because you did?
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But unless Labret is ripping into people
How about when he who will not be named is getting ripped by everyone :P
Which is about 95% of the time, give or take a little


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Well thanks for backing up my point guys. And thanks for the suggestion peaches, who knows what the future may bring.

I suppose if I need board entertainment that bad I will have to create my own, somehow. Otherwise its back to work for the time being.
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Where's the board for childless atheist pot smoking webmasters who like punk rock and just want to post during uploads or for a little toxic entertainment?
http://chat.yahoo.com














ok who's pissed with L_ensman?






changing fucking URL's.... this is getting piss poor!



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Hahahah!! I see someone is a fan of the movie My Cousin Vinny!!
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Hahahah!! I see someone is a fan of the movie My Cousin Vinny!!
that scene is definitely in my personal
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Where's the board for childless atheist pot smoking webmasters who like punk rock and just want to post during uploads or for a little toxic entertainment?




Cherry, the young/old crap is nothing new at oprano - its been here since the beginning & it will be here as long as serge is around ...

The one thing the old folks seem to miss is that a moron is a moron no matter what the age!

If its any consolation though, its nice growing up around people who know something you don't ... much better than being the king of fools ;-)
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"O Brother Where Art Thou" is one of my favorite movies
Ditto!

(I have to bring up whenever I agree with you on a movie, since most of the ones you like I've never heard of )
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If you like that one and haven't seen some of the other Coen Brothers movies, I suggest "Blood Simple", "The Man Who Wasn't There", "Barton Fink" and "Intolerable Cruelty" (which is still in theaters). While I didn't care for it, a lot of people consider "Raising Arizona" their best effort.
OK, put the three besides "Man who wasn't there" (saw it and liked it - didn't love it, but liked it ) on Netflix. But I DID love Raising Arizona.
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